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Phone Songs

 
  

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Eloi Tsabaoth
10:28 / 27.05.05
Hey Kids! If you enjoyed the Crazy Frog single, why not enjoy other phone based classics?

Pennsylvania 6-500- Glen Miller
6060842- B52s
I Just Called To Say I Love You- Stevie Wonder
Busy Line-Rose Murphy
Wherever I Lay My Phone (That's My Home)-SFA
And many more...

Kids? KIDS??
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
12:15 / 27.05.05
OK... I'll nominate "Ansafone", a B-side classic from Pulp, in part out of a nostalgic memory of the days when people actually had answerphones. One of the strange things about the future as represented in 80s fiilms for me is that people in the 21st century have answerphones, with little red blinking lights. The song itself is, even by Jarvis Cocker standards, overwrought, detailing a lover on the outs, increasingly convinced that his loved one is cheating on him. Affectingly, despite increasingly melodramatic protests and paranoia:

You said you'd be home by ten-thirty,
But you'd rather stay out and be dirty

***

Are you really not at home?
Or are you there, but not alone?
Screening calls, yoou don't want to receive,
Meaning calls, calls that come from me?


the sung part is actually a rehearsal of of what he wants to say, and when he actually does leave a message, in speech rather than song, it is stunted and reticent:

Hello, it's me. I just wanted to call and say it doesn't matter what you get up to.
I just want you to stay in touch. That's all.


It's a lonely song, passionately addressed to an audience that isn't even there, and captures the feeling of knowing that your relationship with the person you love more than anyone else in the world is over - they've moved out, they're cheating on you, you never hear from them - but you can't stop trying to squeeze some sort of meaning out of it - incredibly well, along with the steadfast refusal to accept that this is the case. It's not the most imaginative of songs musically, but in part I think that's appropriate to its status as a kind of Pulp everysong.
 
 
Haus of Mystery
13:03 / 27.05.05
'Hanging on the Telephone' by Blondie. The best song they ever did.
The phone rings twice. You pick it up to find Debbie Harry yelling at you for two perfect minutes. What could be better?
 
 
The resistable rise of Reidcourchie
13:16 / 27.05.05
For the first 5 years of my life I though that my dad owned only one album and that everytime I approached the family car he would play it over and over and over. Until I new every word of that record, a kind of word perfect hatred. Do you know what that's like? Well Do you! How I learned to fear the purple Cortina. The context? Ladies & Gentleman the incomparable Dr. Hook & Sylvia's Mother, sing with angst children this song is about pain:

And the operator says
"Forty cents more, for the next three minutes."
Please Mrs. Avery, I've just got to talk to her
I'll only keep her a while
Please Mrs. Avery, just want to tell her
Goodbye !
 
 
Jack_Rackem
13:16 / 27.05.05
Weird Al did a parody of TLC's 'Waterfalls' Except it was about prank phone calls. That should count right?
 
 
Ganesh
15:03 / 27.05.05
Ahhh, Haus beat me to Pulp's fabulous Ansaphone. I'll suggest Rialto's Monday Morning 5:19, a somewhat pale imitation in similar vein, not without its merits. Another ''phoning and not getting you in' ditty, but with a more paranoid edge:

It's Monday morning 5. 19
And I'm still wondering where she's been
Cause every time I try to call
I just get her machine
And now it's almost 6 a.m.
And I don't want to try again
Cause if she's still not back
And then this must be the end.
 
 
grant
16:52 / 27.05.05
The Replacements, "Answering Machine" -- possibly the best song ever recorded on a 4 track.

No, just ever recorded.

Can't really be summed up in words. It's the perfect summation of the anger you feel when you miss someone.

"How do you say it's OK -- to an answering machine?
How do you say good night to -- an answering machine?"

It also has a bridge made of cut-up operator recordings (the number you have reached... please try again), which just totally rocks.

It appeared on pretty much every mixtape ever made by college students in the late 80s.
 
 
imaginary mice
12:55 / 28.05.05
I called you
She answered
Got strangled on the way
She gave you the phone
Said it was for you
Didn't know
Didn't know
Didn't know
Didn't know you got yourself a new friend

But if you need a friend
You can call me again
Won’t call you
Cause of your new friend


The Concretes
 
 
imaginary mice
12:59 / 28.05.05
When the conversation is over
And there's nothing left to say
I know what you're going to do
So I go my separate way
You're going to call your new friend
On the telephone
I wonder why you call him
When I'm not home
Now this has been
Going on every night
Since that week I left town
It really makes me think
I shoulda stuck around
So I'm.. going to my living room / bedroom
You know this is apartment is so small
We used to share a bedroom
Until you got that call


Smog
 
 
Mistoffelees
13:26 / 28.05.05

Kate Bush did a song (All the love on The Dreaming) about lettung her answering machine get her calls:

...
The next time I dedicate
My life's work to the friends I make,
I give them what they want to hear.
They think I'm up to something weird
And up rears the head of fear in me.
So now when they ring
I get my machine to let them in.
...

At the end you hear the messages, that are left.
 
 
The Falcon
15:02 / 28.05.05
"Call Me" by uhmm?

'Baby, baby, call meee' You know.

Perennial indie-rock outsiders Lotion (one of my fave rock bands) did a telephone album with no specific title, though it is unofficially called 'the telephone album'. It's impossible to get too.

 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
15:34 / 28.05.05
The The: "Helpline Operator"

Put your tongue into the mouthpiece
And whisper in my ear
Admit to me the things you won't admit to yourself
Admit to me and no-one else
 
 
Alex's Grandma
16:20 / 28.05.05
And on a similar theme, 'Time Operator' by Scott Walker.

Moon breathing in through my window...
The curtains are sand, dust of the day.
Oh I'm not alone,
Like all my neighbours say.
Time operator,
Take the time to take the time
To come over here
We've got so much in common
Seems it's hard for us to sleep
With all the razzle dazzle in the street.
The man come to turn off my water
The man come to shut the lights off today
But I'm not one to moan,
I made the bill for the telephone.
And I wouldn't care if you're ugly
'Cause here with the lights off
I couldn't see.
You just picture Paul Newman,
And girl,
He looks a lot like me.
Time operator,
Take the time to take the time
To come over here

He's singing about the speaking clock, but I like to listen to this while I'm perusing my messages on Adult Friend Finder, in the small hours of the morning.
 
 
mondo a-go-go
16:54 / 28.05.05
'Call Me' would also be by Blondie.

Saint Etienne and Etienne Daho: He's On the Phone
Guv'ner: Little Bitch on the Phone


Does anyone else remember when Annie Nightingale used to do those theme night request shows on Radio1? One of them was all about phones. Of course, I can't remember any of the titles now.
 
 
JOY NO WRY
18:52 / 28.05.05
New York Conversation by Lou Reed and Hello Operator by the White Stripes. Neither are particlar favorites but both got coughed up by my playlist in the last few minutes, so I thought I'd share with you all.
 
 
Mike Modular
01:55 / 29.05.05
What about songs that use actual answerphone messages in them? I'm thinking:
Sonic Youth - Providence
Papa M - Crowd of One
Barry Adamson - It's Business as Usual

I always thought that was a great idea, and one that I shall copy once my collection of wrong number messages gets to a decent size...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
08:45 / 29.05.05
...which reminds me- "Death Threats" by Throbbing Gristle.
 
 
Trebor
15:19 / 29.05.05
You're not fooling me - Silver Apples

Six and a half minutes of angry psychadelia willing a certain person to pick up the phone. And the phone rings through the whole song, the WHOLE SONG.
 
 
Jack Fear
15:30 / 29.05.05
Stunned that nobody has mentioned Tommy Tutone's epochal "867-5309 (Jenny)."

Here's a wikipedia list of songs that include phone numbers in the title. My older brother's band used to play "Beechwood 4-5789," actually.

Chuck Berry's "Memphis, Tennessee" takes the form of a call to directory assistance...

Help me, Information, give me Memphis, Tennessee
Help me find the party trying to get in touch with me
She did not leave a number, but I know who placed the call
My uncle took the message and he wrote it on the wall


The kicker, of course, is that the caller is the narrator's six-year old daughter, separatd from him in the wake of a nasty divorce. It's one of the great lyrical twists in American pop songwriting, IMHO.

More obliquely, U2's "The Fly" has been described by the lyricist as a phone call from Hell—"Look, I gotta go—I'm runnin' out of change..."

In Chris Whitley's "Phone Call From Leavenworth," that equation of literal and metaphorical is reversed.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
17:48 / 29.05.05
What about songs that use actual answephone messages in them ?

I can't bear to type out the whole grim text of the tune here, but '22 Going On 23' by the Butthole Surfers - If nothing else, the guitar solo on that is the voice of God surely !
 
 
Alex's Grandma
17:51 / 29.05.05
( A tired, jaded God that'd be, sick of his own creation. )
 
 
The Falcon
23:04 / 29.05.05
Tool's 'Harry Manback' is composed of an unhappy man's ansaphone message.

This is a pretty good topic, but I wonder it's purpose? If any.
 
 
astrojax69
23:25 / 29.05.05
put your sweet lips a clittle closer to the phone
and let's pretend that we're together all alone
i'll tell the man to turn the juke box way down low
and you can tell your friend there with you
he'll have to go


first verse from a song my mum played incessantly, prob'ly called 'put your sweet lips' or something...


also, 'by the time i get to phoenix' has a line 'bout the time i get to [somewhere] she'll be working / she'll probably stop at lunch and give me a call/ but she'll just hear that phone, keep on ringing/off the wall, that's all...


what about abba - 'ring ring' [why don't you give me a call?]
 
 
Jack Fear
00:20 / 30.05.05
Astro: The song you wuote is, in fact, entitled "He'll Have To Go."
 
 
Mike Modular
03:30 / 30.05.05
Oh, oh, how could I forget: The Fall - Telephone Thing
"How dare you assume I want to parlez-vouz with you! Gretchen Franklin!"
 
 
RadJose
10:02 / 31.05.05
Pete Shelly - Telephone Operator
Goldfinger - 20 Cent Goodbye

and i can't belive no one has said:

Tommy Tutone - 867-5309 (Jenny)
 
 
Jack Fear
11:23 / 31.05.05
I did, about five posts up.
 
 
Darumesten's second variety
21:55 / 31.05.05
There is a beatiful song on the Cowboy Bebop Soundtrack title d "Call me Call me " :

I had your number quite some time ago
Back when we were one
But I had to grow

Ten thousand years I've searched it seems and now
Gotta get to you
Won't you tell me how

Call me, Call me
Let me know you are there
Call me, call me
I wanna know you still care
Come on now won't you

* Ease my mind

Reasons for me to find you
Peace of mind
What can I do
to get me to you
 
 
nedrichards is confused
21:55 / 31.05.05
'Pick Up The Phone' by The Notwist is always good value as is 'Never There' by Cake.
 
 
matsya
23:48 / 31.05.05
There's an Adam F track on his Colours album - can't remember the name of the track - that uses an answering machine message from Goldie as a drumtrack (thisisGOLDIEthisisgoldiethisisgoldiethisisGOLDIE...). The message from Goldie is apparently an apology that he couldn't make it to a recording session where the two of them were going to work on a track together.

m.
 
 
Rollo Kim, on location
18:30 / 01.06.05
Well I was gonna suggest Telephone Thing by The Fall but Meem beat me to it.

Mistoffelees - 'All the Love' - I 4uckin loooooooove thatt tune! "Take care then... bye bye..." Sob!

And not forgetting of course that lost CD-R classic 'Rollo and Raf's The Ansaphone Sessions', an album constructed almost entirely from answerphone messages and infra-sounds: "I'm not... here..." "Nihilist Gods..." "Hey... sex! D'you fancy coming back?" "Derrrriving through the woods... listening to Bhangra... driving to Wolverhampton... listening to Bhangra..."
 
 
dogtanian
11:52 / 05.06.05
The Wedding Present - "it's for you"

no, it's for you
although you didn't need me to say that
'cause you already knew
how many times is it today, that
he's had to call?
it's as if you're still together
i don't care at all
i'm just wondering whether

you think you and he will ever run out
of things that you have to talk about,
you say i'm everything you will ever need, so
why can't you just let him go?

... non phone related verse...

just tell him goodbye, and put down the phone
and for once, we can be on our own
 
 
astrojax69
05:23 / 06.06.05
rikki don't lose that number

"... you don't wanna call no-body else
send it off in a letter to yourself
rikki don't lose that number
it's the only one you own
you might use it if you feel better
when you get home.."

steely dan great band. great song! donald fagan. walter becker. ahhhh.....


er, and the old r&b (when it stood for rhthym and blues, and meant it) number:

634 5789 (that's my number....)

"all ya gotta do / is pick up the telephone
and dial now..."


- and ta jack. he will indeed have to go! you're right of course (i asked me mum...)


oh, and isn't there a bit in 'the wall' where the operator is trying to reach pink - "this is the united states, are we reaching?... a man answered, he just hung up..." [is that just after 'one of my bad days'?]
 
 
astrojax69
05:25 / 06.06.05
and of course that really infuriating early rap days song, if answering machines count..?

'hey, how ya do-in'?
sorry ya can't [couldn't?] get thru
why don't ya leave ya name
and ya number
and i'll - get back - to you...'
 
 
grant
15:08 / 06.06.05
In keeping with the Minnesota 80s punk theme:

Husker Du, "Don't Want to Know if You are Lonely."

Vs 3 (possibly the best breakup verse ever written):
The phone is ringing and the clock says 3 am
If it's your friends, well I don't wanna talk to them
Just leave a message and a number at the tone
Or better yet, why don't you please leave me alone

I don't wanna know if you are lonely....


--------

More recently and much more sweetly,

Darren Hanlon, "Operator: Get me Sweden"

Lyrics here, but you need to hear it to get the big reverby surf guitar "Donk!" that comes in at the end of each line in the chorus.


I wonder if there's enough on here for a good mixtape yet.
I think so....
 
  

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