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Revelations : Sky One

 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
08:12 / 18.05.05
Anybody watch this? First ep of a 6 part miniseries started last night on Sky One, rather than the silly film that was on BBC1 last week.

I usually object to things like this on the grounds that I'm really fed up of seeing the doomsaying Christian eschatology over and over and over again in countless horror films - hey kids look! There really is a Devil! Really and actually! And everything in the Bible is literally true and its all coming to pass right now, you just aren't looking closely enough...again. Yes, I know I said this 1500 years ago, and then 1200 years ago, and really really really drummed it home 1000 years ago, and then of course there was that time 900 years ago when it so nearly came about for real, and that time 750 years ago, that was the closest yet, and of course 500 years ago it was only those Fransiscan Ninjas and Dominican Pirate Monks that saved the day, wheew, that was close! But this time...repent sinner! The end is nigh!

It gets pretty tiresome, doesn't it? Obviously film-makers and, presumably audiences, disagree, as there seem to be so many of these things...I guess the times we live in now, with the kind of apocalyptic tensions between the media fed 'clash of civilisations' (ugh) helps.

Anyway, it was expensive, absurd and American enough to carry off the first episode, though awfully predictable - he grabbed her hand, and - she lives! The wickle girl lives! The priest bouncers refusing entry to the doctors in their own hospital, the Satanist who eats hearts and cuts his finger off but it doesn't bleed!! Clicks his fingers and laughs menacingly!

Come on in and tell us about Revelations.
 
 
lonely as a cloud...
09:01 / 18.05.05
Didn't watch it, because the ad annoyed me tremendously (the fact that it was shown during every single ad break didn't help), and it looked pretty dull and derivative. Felt kinda sorry for Bill Pullman, though.
 
 
Tom Tit's Tot: A Girl!
11:27 / 18.05.05
I watched it, laughing all the while. The most dull thing I've watched in an age.

It was cancelled after the second episode in America. We love biblical apocalypse, and we couldn't even stomach half of this slow-paced piece of shit.

The end might be nigh, but in this show, that means "The end will take it's sweet time, thanks."
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
20:10 / 18.05.05
Haha! Really?

I'll quit now while Im ahead.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
00:24 / 28.05.05
Is that Iain Glen I see playing some sort of Christ/death row criminal character?

I might watch it for Glen. I've never seen him in a baddie role.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
08:38 / 28.05.05
That's a shame- I read about this and thought it sounded quite fun. I think I was imagining something like Season Two of Millennium, but from what you've all said here it doesn't sound like that at all.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
15:44 / 31.05.05
It's still kind of got me watching at the moment. Surprised the USA were so apathetic, it seems very 'proper' and rigidly Right Wing Bible Belt.

And, shit, have none of the character's in it ever seen The Omen?

I mean, never mind actually read Revelations (isn't Trumans Wife supposed to be a Learned Bible Scholar? Took her a while to figure out that the child born of the Sea is -not- Christ but, Duh! The AntiChrist! Woohooo!)

Loved that literalism as well...Even in the Omen, they pretty early on introduced the notion that 'The Sea' was widely regarded to be a metaphor for the world of politics.

But not Revelations. Oh No. This baby was found by a trawler in the middle of a hurricane in The Dead Sea. Oh yes. And now the Trawler has Mysteriously Exploded.

It really is pitiful, but addictive in the same way as picking scabs is. A bit like Big Brother, you know?
 
  
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