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'We, George Frederick Albert Charles Adolphus Henry Fitzroy Fitzalan Bush, Junior, King of the United States, Duke of Texas, Earl of Windbag and Pretzelia, Viscount Neocon and Baron Freedom, Mammon and Cheapoil, Lord of the Western World and all-round general fathead, do by these Presents declare that Whereas our loyal and trusty well-beloved Tony Blair has consistently assisted our nefarious doings without cause reason or support, We do hereby bestow upon him the Title status and hereditaments of the office of White House Poodle...'
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