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Cheer Tony Up

 
 
Mourne Kransky
01:01 / 08.05.05
This site invites our American friends to cheer up our poor old wartorn PM. I'm sure he would be almost as pleased if we beamed him some good Barbekarma. Resign, you weasel!
 
 
Alex's Grandma
01:42 / 09.05.05
Well in an attempt to cheer Mr B up, X -

How many beers would you have to have to spend a committed night of passion with the Blair ?

( Personal feeling - 15 Pints, man. Not bottles. Pints. )
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
11:03 / 09.05.05
What's all that "Whereas" business about on the aforementioned site. Is the writer secretly keeping their options open?"

e.g." Whereas, the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Tony Blair, has vigourously supported the United States in the disarmament of Iraq; he is an egotist with an eye on the History Books, so one shouldn't expect anything better from him. ... Despite this ... The American people extend ... their deep appreciation to the United Kingdom and the men and women of its armed forces."
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
11:11 / 09.05.05
And I wouldn't need any alcohol. To paraphrase The Smiths, all I'd need is "a sponge and a rusty spanner." Passion has many faces.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
15:20 / 09.05.05
'We, George Frederick Albert Charles Adolphus Henry Fitzroy Fitzalan Bush, Junior, King of the United States, Duke of Texas, Earl of Windbag and Pretzelia, Viscount Neocon and Baron Freedom, Mammon and Cheapoil, Lord of the Western World and all-round general fathead, do by these Presents declare that Whereas our loyal and trusty well-beloved Tony Blair has consistently assisted our nefarious doings without cause reason or support, We do hereby bestow upon him the Title status and hereditaments of the office of White House Poodle...'

... I think that's the general idea of the whereas...
 
  
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