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Hats for men

 
 
The Strobe
16:39 / 02.05.05
So, I'm a fair-skinned redhead. It's another hot summer approaching, and I'm going to Seville on holiday in about three weeks.

I think I need a new hat; my last hat is a 12-year-old cricketing hat which has lost all stiffness and is a fetching shade of yellowy-brown, from all the rivers, lakes and seas it's been in (I used to sail in it a lot, hence why it got so wet).

I'm thinking (obviously) I need a new, pleasingly stylish but also restrained hat. I don't like dressing outlandishly and fear a hat will draw attention to things.

So, what's the look right now? What should I be looking for? Was thinking of something like a panama, but don't want to look like a cock.

I also don't want to look like Nathan Barley.

So, anyone, help?
 
 
Jack Fear
18:06 / 02.05.05
If it's stiffness you want, you want want to avoid a panama proper; they're made of toquilla fiber, and woven tight and fine so as to be crushable—too floppy for my tastes, as well as a bit too broad in the brim. A panama would be fine for gardening, I suppose, but overall a disappointment, snappy grosgrain bands notwithstanding.

I favor a simple raffia John Brown hat, myself: the one I've got now has a slight turn-up at the edge of the brim, sort of like this one:



I take decent care of it, but really, it's cheap enough that you can buy a new one every couple of years.

When I worked at the College, running sound for outdoor events in the spring and summer, I'd wear a white shirt and ecru trousers with my straw hat. The event crew, who were mostly from Mexico and Colombia, took to calling me abuelo—grandfather—because I looked like somebody's old papi strutting around the hacienda.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
00:36 / 03.05.05
Well I hope you dealt with those whippersnappers in fairly short order, JF - children these days need to understand that their opinions aren't necessarily always 'cute.' Or in fact of any real interest. Especially about hats.
 
 
Jack Fear
11:37 / 03.05.05
I was quite flattered, actually—especially given that I was about 25 at the time. I've always been a crotchety old man, even whn I was young: it was refreshing to have someone recognize that for a change.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
14:27 / 03.05.05
Ah, but Paleface lives in town. Ergo, a straw hat is going to be tricky to justify...
 
 
Triplets
15:05 / 03.05.05
(Mt. the) Face, it'd help us judge on your hattitude if we had some pictures to go on.
 
 
Shrug
17:06 / 03.05.05
Bowler, stetson maybe?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:55 / 03.05.05
I want a big hat with fruit on.
 
 
Triplets
08:39 / 05.05.05
I want a fruit with a big hat on.
 
 
sleazenation
09:49 / 05.05.05
I have a kangeroo skin hat that someone gave me that often does me for the summer sun - my old beret was worse than useless in the unrelenting heat of summer in Toronto...
 
 
grant
17:30 / 05.05.05
Pork

pie.


Like these over at this shop here.

You'll have to scroll down to get past the felt ones to the straw ones like this:



Or this interesting looking casual cloth thing:

 
 
Jack Fear
17:34 / 05.05.05
Mm. the porkpie is a bit... strive-y, though, isn't it? It's such an iconic signifier of old-time hipsterism that I can't help but think, "He's trying too hard." I mean, hell, you might as well walk around with a beat-up saxophone in one hand and rubber tubing tied around your arm.
 
 
at the scarwash
02:42 / 06.05.05
here are three that i am considering, working from similar premises: not too-outlandish, go with anything, summerweight, stylish:





 
 
Jack Vincennes
11:35 / 06.05.05
I want a big hat with fruit on.

Like this one?



An excellent idea, but for Paleface possibly not the right colour. It is also worth bearing in mind that sexy archaeologist is generally considered a fairly timeless look.
 
 
grant
19:26 / 06.05.05
Porkpies around me are mostly worn by Cuban dudes, or other Caribbeans, I suppose.

There's also the Guatemalan solution (informal):

A 2-buck straw cowboy hat.




I do the gardening in one. Very light, very comfy, and if it gets crushed in your luggage, it's... cheaper than a coke in that fancy resort restaurant you're eating in that night.

On the other hand, if you're going to feel funny in a cowboy hat, you're going to feel funny.

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There's always a Tilley hat, but I dunno. They're durable as hell, have a nice little pocket in the crown, and they're pretty comfortable.



The main thing they're known for is blocking sunlight. Much beloved by river rats with a history of skin cancer.

Here's a review.
 
 
alejandrodelloco
23:09 / 12.05.05
I liked that niftily patterned one up there.
 
 
Axolotl
14:55 / 13.05.05
I have very short hair and thus a hat is essential if I don't want to burn my scalp and I favour a hat much like Scarwash's first example. I think of such hats as the generic indie summer hat; they're not at all outlandish and can be crumpled up in a bag without too much damage and can still be worn pulled down over eyes when dozing in the park.
H & M mens departments have a wide range of cheap hats, ranging from the non-descript to the quite bold.
 
  
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