He brought the fire because of Jet, you crazy man! The brutal passion, the outrageous sex they drip with... it all made him the man he is, was and shall be forever more.

Regrettable Juvenilia

10:37 / 27.04.05

His answer to the last question confused me - surely poor artists are outrageously sexy? They drip with it! Then they make it a talisman.

Eloi Tsabaoth

10:38 / 27.04.05

"OK, ready to shoot, Joss?"
"Yeah, but... where did all the sets go? Why have they been replaced with lumps of charcoal and piles of ash?"
"I..."
"Wait a minute... OK, which idiot brought the fire?"

Sax

10:40 / 27.04.05

We didn't start the fire.

■

11:53 / 27.04.05

Then it must have been Mr Funny.

Tryphena Absent

12:25 / 27.04.05

"I suggest people avoid Juilliard as it will sap the fun out of any young artist they get their hands on. It was a horrible, nightmarish experience and people should stay away from it."

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

12:30 / 27.04.05

finding out how to make an acoustic guitar rock

d00d. And, indeed, d00d.

Seth

13:17 / 27.04.05

In Britain, you have to prove yourself more. You guys know how to make your own music here.

Yes. Yes we do.

Not like those fuckers in Europe. They do not know how to make their own music over there.

Once I made a mistake and made someone else' music. It was pretty embarrassing for all concerned and I don't really want to talk about it.

iamus

14:02 / 27.04.05

Dear Mr. Marsters,

I continually try to aspire to be the best person I can be by following your example, but try as I might I just don't feel I measure up, and I've tried it all. I can never get butts more than moderately excited, I touch the fire and it freezes me, and my sex...... far from being outrageous, is pedestrian at best and far too viscous to be considered "dripping". No matter how much cake I attempt to make, it never rises!

Please help me to make my own music,

Sincerely,

Ex-Juilliard

Alex's Grandma

22:54 / 04.01.09

Marsters, like all great philosophers, will have had nothing but contempt for you, I fear.

iamus

22:58 / 04.01.09

Yeah, I'm past that now.

Liger Null

00:28 / 05.01.09

After reading that interview, I've come to the conclusion that darkstallion is, in fact, James Marsters. The whole Flyboy thing is just a red herring.

Disco is My Class War

10:49 / 05.01.09

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Love the man. LOVE HIM. And his, you know, his dripping. It's better than lube.

Whisky Priestess

09:17 / 08.01.09

Amazingly, he does talk quite a bit of sense in between the bollocks though:

"We go through our lives most days feeling kind of grey so we want to hang out with artists who will give us a wonderful evening but who would probably give us headaches if we saw them all the time."

Plus, who doesn't want a nice ride once a week? Fnarr, grork, spoo, etc.

Evil Scientist

20:31 / 10.02.13

Has he ever tried to cut bread with his cheek bones?

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