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For Immediate Release

 
 
LVX23
04:17 / 25.04.05
(PRWEB) April 22, 2005 -- Ultraculture® is world-renowned for its ability to apply creative thinking strategies in the application of integral policy. Clients draw on a wide range of creative solutions and practical know-how in the creation of long-term success strategies. Enterprise customers and creative professionals rely on Ultraculture to enhance their psychic productivity and cultural resonance.

Today, Ultraculture is excited to announce the upcoming release of our patented Myth Fusion Technologies. By synergizing personal intent with the global information marketplace, Myth Fusion Technologies employs advanced temporal strategies and traditional archetypes to vastly extend the reach of our enterprise clients. Users will dramatically improve the bandwidth of non-local communication pipelines while seeing a hundred-fold increase in mythic productivity.

Leveraging hive memetics and psychic resonance, Ultraculture has been solving critical phase transition problems for 23 years. As an advisor to News Corp, KBR, and the Trialteral Commision, Ultraculture has contributed to the progressive values of modern youth movements and the evolution of the global political myth complex.
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
05:18 / 25.04.05
Maybe its just me being ignorant...but what is Ultraculture? And why does it sound like the name of a 70s Marvel supervillain team?
 
 
trouser the trouserian
07:16 / 25.04.05
The above reminds me of 90's dot.com speak - one particular company being "Skyfish" - they used to send me these lovely abstract ads with just this sort of statement on them, sometimes with a bit of Lao-Tze thrown in. None of us could make out what the hell they were talking about (some sort of b2b operation trying to sandwich themselves between OEMs?)...but then they tanked and it didn't matter any more (apart from the legal wrangles which are probably still going on).
 
 
gale
19:41 / 25.04.05
They've been in business for 23 years.

Their e-mail contact is called Bob Wilson (please).

I am really tempted to e-mail them and ask for a press kit. Maybe I should ask for five of them.
 
  
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