BARBELITH underground
 

Subcultural engagement for the 21st Century...
Barbelith is a new kind of community (find out more)...
You can login or register.


Underground > Conversation >

Fuck it

  
 
agvvv
20:09 / 21.04.05
This is for all of you who dont feel like joining the teletubbies threads. I know youre out there
 
 
Benny the Ball
20:17 / 21.04.05
...and the smell of freshly cut grass...
 
 
agvvv
20:19 / 21.04.05
..and the smell of your own loneliness
 
 
Benny the Ball
20:20 / 21.04.05
Smells... musky?
 
 
agvvv
20:21 / 21.04.05
Yup
 
 
Papess
20:27 / 21.04.05
YAY!...err...I mean, fuck yoos all, ya bunch of tree-hugging, hedgehog lovin' freaks.
 
 
agvvv
20:29 / 21.04.05
Thats right Strix, youve got the hang of it
 
 
Scrubb is on a downward spiral
20:42 / 21.04.05
What about if telling hedgehog-snuggling freaks to FUCK RIGHT OFF fills us with a warm and happy glow? Eh?
 
 
agvvv
20:43 / 21.04.05
Damn.. got a point there. Well, it makes me sad actually, because Im so grumpy, ha!
 
 
Papess
20:51 / 21.04.05
I am not hapy about it. I am not filled with warm feelings for saying it. I am now fueled up with disgust that I had to even tell any of them that I am fed up with their phoney love trip!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:27 / 21.04.05
Ah, but the more positivity you feed out into the world, the more loveliness comes pummelling back atcha.

In other words, I am very pissed and unco happy, boozing at the nappy.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
21:57 / 21.04.05
Mr Slightly, there's something I've been meaning to ask you for a while.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
21:59 / 21.04.05
How much would I have to pay you never to post on Barbelith again?

I could set up a monthly direct debit, if you like.
 
 
astrojax69
22:06 / 21.04.05
yeah? and they can all just fuck off fer free...

right.
 
 
Triplets
22:12 / 21.04.05
For every happy thread someone makes I'm going to eat three boxes of kittens

  
 
Papess
22:34 / 21.04.05
What? you aren't even gonna share?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
22:51 / 21.04.05
Arrgghhh. Leave that kitten ALONE.
 
 
Triplets
23:56 / 21.04.05
Not a fan? I can pureé them if you'd like

  
 
agvvv
00:10 / 22.04.05
1000 a month flyboy.. anything else?
 
 
Brigade du jour
00:19 / 22.04.05
Ms Triplets, did you ever watch 80s mediocre comedy duo Hale & Pace on television?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
00:23 / 22.04.05
Oh god. My heart is in my knees. Look at those little ears and that proud, cute face. Little do they know that danger is on its way. But wait, the Kitten Rescue Squad is on its way.





  
 
Saint Keggers
00:23 / 22.04.05
There should be a dog in that box. Oh wait, then it would be Pup-Tarts.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:24 / 22.04.05
Or a pig.

No, hang on, I'm thinking of Cop Tarts.
 
 
Chiropteran
01:15 / 22.04.05
No, hang on, I'm thinking of Cop Tarts.

I think some friends of mine rented that once, for a party.

I'll never look at a nightstick the same way again.

Anyway, Nina: are you actually the Kitten Rescue Squad's archivist, or do you just have mad (and highly specialized) web-kun-do?
 
 
astrojax69
02:49 / 22.04.05
no room is too small to swing a cat - even a kitten.

no-one ever told me, how do you get a cat out of a blender...?
 
 
Hieronymus
03:24 / 22.04.05


I hate you all.
 
  
Add Your Reply