Some of y'all don't know how good you've got it.
The schedule for the last couple days for me has gone like this:
3:30 am -- Eyes shoot open, there's an elbow in my ribs and some kind of distant sound like a malfunctioning electronic toy, under which I hear: "She's awake again. It's your turn." Trundle out of bed to negotiate with nightmare-ridden, not entirely awake but entirely screaming two-year-old. Discover new and exciting way to placate the child. "Yes, something on feet, shoes, OK, shoes on feet now, yes, stop kicking, shoes, no shoes, shoes off, no, OK, shoes back on." (Actual conversation. Pause two seconds at each punctuation mark.)
4:10-:30 - Back to sleep.
6:20 - alarm goes off. hit snooze.
6:45 - Told to get up, get going, things need to be done, why are you the only person in bed, etc. If toddler has risen, she is generally placed in or near the bed to assist with my rising activities. When she laughs, this is a good start to the day.
6:55-7:30 - Make tea, toast, microwave bacon for woman, boy, girl, self, sometimes prepare lunch for girl. Feed dog.
7:45 - Take boy to school. 20 minute round trip, and I'm unshowered and dressed in yesterday's clothes.
8:10 - Return home. Sometimes see off woman, girl, generally arrive after they've left. Breathe deep breath. I now have an hour to myself. Think about preparing lunch for self, realize there's nothing in fridge (EVERY SINGLE MORNING). Eat toast, drink tea. Consider showering.
8:20 - Go out to workshop, fiddle with PVC pipe, glue and tablesaw (dangerous! sleep + inhalants + cutting tools!) to gradually assemble chicken tractor. On other days, this is spent burning mix CDs, tweedling on guitar, whatever. Personal project time.
9:00 - Realize I should have already been in the shower.
9:10 - Realize I should have already been on the road to work.
9:20 - Leap hastily into shower, realize I still need more breakfast since two pieces of toast won't cut it.
9:40 - Nibbling something in car, embark on daily I-95 adventure. One of the key parts of the daily routine is that I put my shoes on in the car. Key. If for some reason I put them on before I leave the house, I feel weird.
10:15 - Arrive at work, apologize for being late. Start eyeing snack table, start opening browser windows despite myself.
11:15 - Give in to whatever crap is on snack table (pastry, German chocolate cake, mini Snickers bars, whatever), curse myself for not eating bigger breakfast.
Spend rest of day alternating between net slacking and producing tabloid copy, researching story ideas.
1:00 pm -- Start getting hungry for lunch, think about how much money is not in pocket, curse self for not preparing/packing lunch.
1:30 - Tell self: Don't leave until you've finished this story, grant.
2:30 - Go out to find a lunch place that's still open and within means.
3:30 - return to work.
5:00 - say bye to the 9-to-5ers.
6:00 - say bye to the people working my shift, tell them, Oh I'm just here until I finish this other story.
6:30 - realize I'm way late and likely to face domestic wrath.
7:15 - Traffic is good. I pull into my driveway. Short order: dinner, hear about everyone's day, help boy with homework (after prying him away from video games, television, what have you), get girl in bath, listen to woman's stories of work, discuss paperwork, career contingencies (woman is getting master's degree this month and will likely change jobs). Engage in minor home repairs & cleaning.
9:00 - Finish up with boy's homework, get girl in bed. Promise self tomorrow night, it'll be earlier. Start getting boy in bed.
10:00 - Get boy in bed, start getting woman in bed.
11:00 - Woman sleeping, walk the dog. Enjoy quiet. Consider getting sleep. Pick up either heavy novel or latest netflix no one but me wants to watch. (Last night, Hellboy!) Some nights, squidge around on laptop audio software but recognize this is a deadly thief of hours.
1:30 am - Wake up on couch with either fat book on lap or end of video playing. Trudge off to bed, dizzy.
Three to four hours later, repeat cycle. |