My housemate pointed out the Jamie Oliver as tory mp one, the next day a friend came round and said excitedly, have you heard the news about Jamie Oliver becoming a tory mp?
We just laughed at him and called him idiot....and hit him...with sticks...
It was the fact that they didn't mention Battledykes that gave it away for me. Did anyone ever see the Sunday Guardian in the late 80s. By all accounts it was a work of genius.
I missed all the fooling, as usual.
But then, Christmas Day's usually the one day of the year when I don't get horribly drunk... well, that and St Patrick's... (possibly a LIE).
Dude! Someone set my computer and alarm clocks AHEAD one hour this weekend. That wasn't cool at all. I have no idea how it happened or why they didn't get the microwave, the vcr and my watch, too, but it was really aggravating.