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This is the thread in which I return your possessions (PICS)

 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
22:33 / 22.03.05
Hello Barbelith!

As some of you may know, over the years I have thiefed a great many Items and Objects from other members of this messageboard. In some cases I lifted these things from your pockets so nicely and with such delicacy that you are still under the illusion that they are Lost, rather than Stolen. Others of you I have taken from with Threats and Promises or even Acts of violence.

However, in the same spirit in which I recently let the "caper and prate like a foolish simpleton for the sake of fifty quid" thread be unlocked, and thus let the Profits of a marvelous Heist be given to someone else, I have decided that in this thread I will return all the Spoils of my Crimes to the good people of Barbelith. And also the bad, stupid people of Barbelith.

Unfortunately I have never bothered to keep an Inventory of which Item once belonged to each Victim, so I would appreciate it if you could claim your property here, or else make suggestions as to whom each item might belong to.

Let's begin.

Item 1: A fine pocket-watch and chain:



Item 2: A half-empty bottle of meths:



Item 3: This bauble:

 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
22:40 / 22.03.05
I'm pretty sure Items 4 and 5 belong to the same person.

Item 4: A pair of special mittens.



Item 5: Identity Crisis #1-3, stained with tears.





God I hope that's tears.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:42 / 22.03.05
This is the first time (and probably the last) I'll EVER say this, but... regarding items 4 and 5...

lol

There. I said it. I feel soiled.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
23:17 / 22.03.05
Can I hav the Hand of Glory back, plse ? I cannot function as proper working kaos mage with just Marigold washing up glove stuffed with tissues, y'know ?
 
 
agvvv
23:36 / 22.03.05
Item #1 would be mine I think.. How the hell did you manage to get your hands on that? And #2 surely belongs to Stoatie..
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:38 / 22.03.05
God, you could be right...
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
03:08 / 23.03.05
I think that #5 is Haus's, and inside is his secret shame of actually liking them.
 
 
Benny the Ball
05:16 / 23.03.05
Item 3 - give me back my thumb nail!
 
 
Mazarine
05:20 / 23.03.05
My mittens. It was you all along. Well it's spring now, chief!
 
 
Benny the Ball
05:31 / 23.03.05
die
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
12:13 / 23.03.05
Watch + Meths = Mine.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
12:18 / 23.03.05
Someone needs to moisturise their cuticles.
 
 
Sax
12:21 / 23.03.05
Petey, can I have my self-respect back? I suppose my dignity's too much to ask for.

I'll swap it for my sense of self-loathing.
 
 
Loomis
12:25 / 23.03.05
I always knew you were a meths-bottle-is-half-empty kind of guy ...
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
12:31 / 23.03.05
*Looks guitlily at cuticles*
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
12:33 / 23.03.05
Item 6: Selections from someone's CD collection (sold as one item)*.







*Please note that all CDs within are lost, presumed destroyed. They have been replaced with copies of Mobb Deep's Murda Muzik.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
12:43 / 23.03.05
You destroyed my Arrested Development album?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
12:52 / 23.03.05
Sorry. To make up for it, here: have a dollar. In fact nah Nina, here have two. Two dollars means a snack for me, but it means a big deal to you.
 
 
_Boboss
14:00 / 23.03.05
found this in a nearby pile of tired internet personae


and there's this, found stuck to the arse end of some fat old heifer at frequent barb'lith hangout the royle bath & west show


and this, really fucking sorely missed let me tell you


and this, a portrtait drawn by an outsider artist you've probably never even heard of because you're not cool enough, who i met on a trip to the fashionable leicester square district of london


now who oh who could all this piss belong to?
 
 
agvvv
14:18 / 23.03.05
Ehh.. the first one would be a portrait of me.. dancing
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
18:48 / 26.03.05
Gumbitch the Che poster might be mine.


There's this old barbemeet photo.


And a book I borrowed.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
22:35 / 26.03.05
One of you left this in my solarium.



What am I supposed to do with this hunk of crap?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
22:48 / 26.03.05
Forget it ever existed.
 
  
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