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Help! My girlfriend just served demons from hell!

  
 
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05:54 / 24.08.01
Ok here it is. My girlfriend just got home from work and told me a story about how she served this table that was a family of demons from hell. I'm not kidding. These are Cenobites of the highest order. She pissed them off and now we think that they're gunning for her. They know her name. This is bad juju. I need something to turn this place into Fort Knox and keep out any badness. What can I do? Quick Dammit!!!
 
 
Tucker Tripp
06:05 / 24.08.01
I'm lost for words. You know their coming, so don't let them in. Simple protection/ ward. Divination to determine weakness. Consider yourself to be more powerful than these so called "demons from hell" and attack them for mistreating your girlfriend. I don't know if I'm helping.

Why are they after you two?
 
 
pacha perplexa
10:21 / 24.08.01
Do you have pets? Cats and dogs can "dissolve" badness.
Wards are good, banishings too.
How did she know they were Cenobites?
 
 
KING FELIX
10:59 / 24.08.01
Haven't you seen Hellraiser? It would have been prtetty obvuious, what with all the spikes in the heads,chains and hooks and stuff.
 
 
nul
14:16 / 24.08.01
I shall reserve judgement until all the snickering in the background dies down.
 
 
Rev. Jesse
14:57 / 24.08.01
How well did they tip?

If they tipped decently, they probably were not gunning for you. Would you tip someone you wanted to asskick?
 
 
Imaginary Mongoose Solutions
16:18 / 24.08.01
Okay, while there is snickering in the background I'll go ahead and ask some important questions. I'm not trying to mock you and your lady love, just trying to get a clearer picture.

1) How did she know these were demons from hell? The more detailed the answer, the better.

2) How did she piss them off?

3) Assuming they are Demons from Hell, do you or your girlfriend believe they have any power over you?

4) Is there a reason you called them Cenobites, other than being a Clive Barker fan?

5) They wouldn't happen to be the "Blasco Family", would they?

Kevin
 
 
Mr Tricks
09:43 / 25.08.01
Burn Sage...

Right ON about animal Friends... even making friends with the locals in the yard... Food for the squirrels, Birds... a modest offering of Breadcrumms or MORE...

Throw a Party with your most fun & trusted friends... Laugh ALOT!!!

perhaps some divination to dicern other variables, the Learning of a lesson could turn a Demon to a Buddha...

SMILE
 
 
Mordant Carnival
16:58 / 25.08.01
I was under the impression that the word Cenobite actually meant a member of a religious order, like a monk or summat. Have I been wrong all these years?
 
 
Kobol Strom
18:43 / 25.08.01
Why would demons go to restaurants?.If they are really demons ,why aren't they busy shopping at The GAP?
 
 
the Fool
02:20 / 27.08.01
quote:Originally posted by Mordant Carnival:
I was under the impression that the word Cenobite actually meant a member of a religious order, like a monk or summat. Have I been wrong all these years?

No, not at all. The cenobites our Zerone speaks of belong to the order of Leviathan, a particularily nasty archon who mutilates his followers into leather clad torture demons (if they are lucky). Leviathan is pretty big on endless torture and dismemberment.

They gate into out reality through golden puzzle boxes. How you open the box decides which cenobite arrives and what unique and deeply horrific torture will be visited upon you - for the rest of eternity.

Everyone always gets dragged away in chains, that end in fish hooks, to their own private unending hell.

Its all Clive Barker's fault!
 
 
Lex
21:10 / 27.08.01
Ok how of you drop the LSD into to WATERSUPPLY?
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
10:05 / 28.08.01
Cenobite: just like you thought. No mention of fishhooks yet...

Damn you, Clive!
 
 
pacha perplexa
09:18 / 31.08.01
So? What happened to zerone and his girlfriend, I wonder?
 
 
Mordant Carnival
09:18 / 31.08.01
Excuse me? Did someone just try to explain Clive Barker to my august self? Can't teach yer granny to suck eggs, babies...
 
 
22:39 / 02.09.01
Be nice to Clive - it's not his fault!

But seriously, anyone heard how things are?
 
 
grant
15:17 / 05.09.01
quote:Originally posted by Rothkoid:
Cenobite: just like you thought. No mention of fishhooks yet...

Damn you, Clive!


A cenobite is usually a monk in a monastery, as opposed to an anchorite, who is a monk living alone (also called an "eremite" or "hermit").
 
 
Rev. Jesse
03:09 / 06.09.01
Hey Zerone, fill us in on this situation with this ubsurd post!
 
 
Mordant Carnival
17:16 / 06.09.01
Dammit, you've got us all curious now. Fill us in. Did the sage work or what?

BTW- does history relate what the demons were eating?
 
  
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