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Oh..........errrm.......

 
 
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07:58 / 05.02.05
I think I just woke the Lady up........

 
 
8===>Q: alyn
10:03 / 05.02.05
Everybody likes a Spanish omelette.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:06 / 05.02.05
Perhaps you could lend her a jumper. It's awfully nippy out.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
10:38 / 05.02.05
Why not impress her with your ability to lure unicorns?
 
 
Spatula Clarke
10:44 / 05.02.05
Cheesecake.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
11:21 / 05.02.05
I don't know if it's a plus point, but she will shortly be distracted by her wing catching fire. And possibly her boot melting.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
11:26 / 05.02.05
I kind of wish I had a girlfriend like this.
 
 
iamus
11:29 / 05.02.05
The fresh and bloody skulls of her enemies never goes wrong.
Just make sure you provide plenty of toast soldiers, for dipping.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:31 / 05.02.05
Jesus, Meludreen, you have to be careful with that approach.

I tried that one once... turns out the lady in question had been planning to use the skulls to build a scale model of St Paul's Cathedral. Not happy.
 
 
iamus
11:42 / 05.02.05
It's a bit of a context sensitive gift, true.
Girls in rollneck jumpers, hair in a bun, crosses round their necks and thick prescription lenses? They just don't seem to gel with that idea so well.

But dark winged hellion-chicks of the screaming underwurlde? When they build their miniature churches, what better than the recently devoured and hollowed out skulls of their foes?
Remember, it's not just masonry, it's a statement.
 
 
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12:07 / 05.02.05
I fed her egg fried rice and beans.
 
 
Sean the frumious Bandersnatch
12:32 / 05.02.05
That's awfully kind of you.

Is that your flat she's in, X? It's very spacious. Nice decor. How much is the rent?
 
 
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13:46 / 05.02.05
Thanks, it's 30 quid a week.
 
 
alas
15:44 / 05.02.05
Everybody likes a Spanish omelette.

Ah, but no one expects the Spanish omelette.
 
 
HCE
16:07 / 05.02.05
Damn! alas beat me to it.
 
 
Grey Area
17:54 / 05.02.05
Our ingredients are eggs. Eggs and potatoes...
Our two ingredients are eggs and potatoes...and onions.
Our three ingredients are eggs, potatoes and onions and possibly some finely diced chorizo sausage if you've got...

...I'll come in again.
 
 
Ganesh
03:07 / 06.02.05
I suggest you suck a bus.

(Always glad there's no evidence of Barbelith dumbing down.)
 
 
Alex's Grandma
04:27 / 06.02.05
'Tt' - Put your knives away Mr, etc.
 
 
angel
18:25 / 06.02.05
Grey Area: that all sounds lovely. I will attempt to remember those combos. Mmmmmm, Fritata.
 
 
Liger Null
01:41 / 07.02.05
It does sound tasty, but I'd hold the onions...
 
 
Jub
10:04 / 07.02.05
She looks like a Coco Pops kinda girl.
 
  
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