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Silence in the courtyard...

Seth

23:42 / 31.01.05

none

iamus

23:45 / 31.01.05

...

Liger Null

23:53 / 31.01.05

We're all listening...

Ganesh

23:53 / 31.01.05

*says nothing, but does 'talking penis' thing with, erm, penis*

Liger Null

00:01 / 01.02.05

The "talking penis thing"? I'm afraid to ask...

alas

00:23 / 01.02.05

I do that with my partner's penis de vez en cuando...

You know how the "slit" opening at the end of the penis is vaguely mouth-like?

oh never mind...

8===>Q: alyn

00:25 / 01.02.05

Thank you, Seth.

I've gathered you here tonight to discuss my latest time-wasting project. It's extremely secret, though, so I'm not going to tell you anything about it. I'll ask you some shit and you'll give me good answers, or I'll mock you.

Okay, just hang on a minute, for chrissakes, I'll be right with you.

Aertho

00:32 / 01.02.05

(Another night of obtuse sacasm on Barbelith...)

(Qalyn tries his best, but Ganesh lands the dismount)

G:1, Q:0

8===>Q: alyn

00:33 / 01.02.05

Fuck you and the horse your mother rode in on.

8===>Q: alyn

00:38 / 01.02.05

I can't believe Ganesh gets credit for the perfectly obvious dick joke. This is just like the time Posh Spice accused John Stewart of being crass. Fucking English fuck!

Liger Null

00:45 / 01.02.05

You know how the "slit" opening at the end of the penis is vaguely mouth-like?

Ooooooh, *that* talking-penis thing. My boyfriend did that once. It was freaky as hell, and looked painful.

Spatula Clarke

00:51 / 01.02.05

penis de vez en cuando...

Penis the hat of donkey?

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

00:54 / 01.02.05

I'm just looking for somebody to love.

alas

00:59 / 01.02.05

Penis the hat of donkey?

no, silly, penis of the hat on the donkey...

Spatula Clarke

01:02 / 01.02.05

Ah, excuse my ignorance. I've always had trouble with the perknobative futard tense.