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I recently posted a thread about how I had constructed a sigil to aid a lady colleague of mine,ermmmmm how do we put it.......to pass a stool
This lady, called Suzanne (no surname so it doesn't matter) has always had trouble with her movements and I handed her the Sigil and gave her a couple of examples as to how to utilise or charge it, whatever your favourite terminology. Two weeks later I asked after her bowel movements and she said she had been every day for the preceding number of days and had even been twice on one day, something she couldn't remember ever doing in her adult life. A friend of hers called Jayne heard our conversation and said that she also had terrible trouble with such matters and could I help her. As she had asked me outright, I thought a sigil wouldn't help her, as she would be lusting for results and as such, presumably ruining the potential success.
I thought about this for sometime and with other distractions, it eventually went to the back of my mind. Then Sue came to me and said her new pooh'ing regime had stopped and it was four days since her last motion. This spurred me into action and I decided to construct a Servitor for the two of the girls. I asked them both their favourite animal and they both said dogs, I did a statement of intent and out of the remaining letters, I constructed a dog looking sigil, which I named
'Poo chey' I decided upon the spelling to differeintiate it from other poochies
His duties are to help Jayne and Suzanne but their end of the bargain is that if their is any sudden change in their movements or any strange signs, then they must attend the doctor to get checked over.
Poochey only requires that they dedicate an apple a week to him (they are both always on diets and health kicks so they eat literally 10+ apples a week easily, so this is not a problem)
Results:
Sue had had about three bowel movements over the weekend from the Friday I gave her Poochey, to the Monday when we next spoke
Jayne only acquired her Ppoochey Sigil on the Wednesday and on the Friday, she reported to me in the pub that she had successfully had a bowel movement which was unusual in that it was bigger than her usual efforts
Now I am sorry about the shitty nature of tis post but I am thinking, as Poocheys' creator, I am more than willing to revamp him and open him up to other Lithers for experimentation and also hopefully to help; out when things get a little stuck
So in summary, Poochey needs one apple a week to be dedicated to him.........he will in turn help with your bowel movements BUT you are duly required that if your troubles continue, you pass any blood in your faeces or after initial success, your movements stop again, that YOU MUST GO TO THE DOCTOR TO GET CHECKED OUT
if yo do not like apples, the new improved Poochey will happily accept any breakfast cereal as an alternative. I hereby announce that Poochey will be able to help thousands of people each day as he loves fetching the pooh bone and drops it into the toilet
Happy poohing and good luck |
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