Everyone who's prepared to wank for me, should have lubricant at the ready around four pm this Friday. Fingers-crossed people! There's only this and one more interview after it before I may be employed once more...

Not Here Still

16:12 / 26.02.02

Well you've done twice as well as me. Can't promise to wank in work, but I may give it a go...

Ganesh

16:14 / 26.02.02

Hmm. Wonder if I can work the wanking into a 'Blue Jam' style exercise in patient-exploitation...?

deja_vroom

16:20 / 26.02.02

Good luck, man. Sunny (well, not really) vibes from Brazil!

pointless and uncalled for

16:26 / 26.02.02

Congratulations Mr. Coates. I can't promise to have a wank at 11 am but failing that I'll just post like a tosser on here for two and a half minutes.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

16:31 / 26.02.02

Whoohoo! Well done, that man.

Sax

17:40 / 26.02.02

You mean I have to wait until Friday?

Well done, Tom. And when should I expect to be hearing you on the World Service?

Haus Of Pain

17:52 / 26.02.02

Hurrah! Tom power!

Rage

17:55 / 26.02.02

Woah. On rock reversed.

Mourne Kransky

19:02 / 26.02.02

And nation shall speak unto nation, moderated by meeja darling Tom. Whoopee!
That sheepish grin will be on the cover of Radio Times next.

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gridley

19:28 / 26.02.02

Congratulations, Tom!

Say hello to Dr. Who for us!

odd jest on horn

19:44 / 26.02.02

congratulations, Tom!

Naked Flame

20:17 / 26.02.02

Nice one Tom

Disco is My Class War

03:51 / 27.02.02

Yay for Tom! Big cheers. I will try to wank for ya, Mr Coates. You deserve every happiness. And job security.

The Monkey

04:06 / 27.02.02

Bravo.

angel

07:53 / 27.02.02

Yay for Tom!

Keep us posted matey and we'll keep slinging those good vibes your way!

Hoorah!

Angel xx oo xx

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

07:53 / 27.02.02

Result! Nice one, oh God of the Sandpit!

Bill Posters

15:12 / 27.02.02

May the Force be with you.

Morlock - groupie for hire

15:28 / 27.02.02

And there was much rejoycing...

Wonderfull...

Hurrah Tom!

Prepare yourself: sigil energy is coming in tons to you this Friday!

Player

Tom Coates

21:36 / 28.02.02

Okay guys... It's Friday now... So a steady build up of sigil energy between four and five would be very much appreciated.

I'm tempted to offer a small amount of cash for every 'charge' that you keep and deliver to me, but I think that might affect the spell - plus woul dbe a bit grim...

Sax

21:46 / 28.02.02

I've been saving it up all week - I can barely walk. I'll be in the office toilets, third cubicle from the left, at 4 o'clock sharp. Unless they call a meeting, in which case it will be really embarrassing, but hey, you've got to help folks out, haven't you?

Good luck, though.

We're The Great Old Ones Now

21:53 / 28.02.02

Drat. I should have saved some Ghost Kangaroo for you...

higuita

12:30 / 01.03.02

Dammit - it was the cleaners' last day yesterday. Who will clear the... ahem... mayonnaise off the lavatory ceiling?

Thirty minutes and counting -

I must admit I'm not up on the theory of this one - should we all start at four, try to finish at four, or sort of spread ourselves about generally over the hour?

Ganesh

12:47 / 01.03.02

My energy-swollen gonads are practically dragging (unfeasibly) on the ground behind me, as I ready myself for an afternoon gym session at the Central YMCA. May have to nip into the toilets beforehand to avoid accidentally lubricating the treadmill with my pearly man-mustard...

Sax

13:22 / 01.03.02

EeeeeeeefuuuuuuuuckraaaaaaaaawwwwwrrrrrrrohjesusfuckingCHRIST!

There. Hope that helped, Tom.

Nearly 20 minutes, as well. Not bad.

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