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Darkmatter
20:04 / 24.01.05
My Shoggoth has got out of his box again and hes refusing to get back in. I normaly just put an unsullied young lady in there and he goes straight back in but i'm fresh out. Hes getting slime everywhere and threatening to call his mate Asathoth. Any tips?
 
 
Aertho
20:21 / 24.01.05
Hm... can we ban people for being irreprehensibly immature? He's not racist per se, but q666 is ruining my day.
 
 
Papess
20:26 / 24.01.05
Shut the hell up and try and control yourself because you are so out of line. No unsullied women...wtf? Stop cluttering the board with your crap pontifications and childish amusments. I think you are just going too far and I couldn't take this thread seriously if Grant Morrison himself, had written.

I am a bit fed up with seeing the Temple covered in your assinine threads.
 
 
w1rebaby
22:10 / 24.01.05
I advise making a lady from corned beef. Shoggoths have quite bad eyesight, they can't usually tell.
 
 
Darkmatter
22:23 / 24.01.05
All out of that to what about spam (its not quite spittle its not quit ham)would that work?
 
 
w1rebaby
22:38 / 24.01.05
Hmm. They can smell spam sometimes. It might be risky. Isn't there an all-night garage nearby?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
22:42 / 24.01.05
I AM A FUCKIN MIND TOURIST QUICK FEEL ME UP BEFORE I COME TO MY SENSES WHERE IS MY AMEX?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
22:43 / 24.01.05
Like anyone's going to waste a lady made of corned beef on a *shoggoth*...
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
22:44 / 24.01.05
Really. I suspect fridge may be making mock of our good quimper666.
 
 
odd jest on horn
23:38 / 24.01.05
Yay! modded to convo!
 
 
odd jest on horn
23:59 / 24.01.05
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But Rob was not to be baffled now. Oh great Cthulhu, he interrupted, I've important news for you
A big fight is taking place in South Africa and your soldiers will probably be cut into mince meat
 
  
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