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Satan-Worshipping Bush Shocks Norwegians

23:15 / 22.01.05

Norwegians confuse Bush salute with hailing Satan

The Bushes say they were just giving the Texas Longhorn salute. But really, is anyone suprised? Another reason to admire Scandanavia. Liberal, egalitarian politics, excellent health care, clear-eyed ability to spot W's affiliation with the Dark Lord.

01:31 / 23.01.05

Niiiice. The fact that it's a texas salute is just a clever cover story, of course...

19:25 / 23.01.05

So, they aren't really making a satanic salute, they are just praising a band, which for some strange reason have chosen a satanic salute as their symbol.

Makes sense.

19:33 / 23.01.05

Just found the same thing on infowars.com

Of course, this Alex Jones guy is a complete madman, but you have to admit it would be a lot cooler if Bush really was a satanist.

23:42 / 23.01.05

Clinton, William, Paul, and Liz all had their thumbs sticking out.

Doesn't this Jones guy know that the "devil horns" with the thumb sticking out is ASL for "I love you?" I mean, it's usage has been common enough for the past couple of decades at least. Hell, I learned it in Kindergarten. So are all deaf Americans members of the Illuminati as well?

Arrrghhh!!!! This kind of sloppy conspiracy-theorizing makes me so angry!!! Do some homework people!!!!

19:12 / 24.01.05

does that mean Spider-Man is telling the world he loves it every time he spins his webs?

20:38 / 24.01.05

Ahh! Finder, stop reading my thoughts!

I made that joke about two hours ago in work!

Come here, tinfoil beanie, I love you. \|_|

20:39 / 24.01.05

Spider-man loves it every time he money shots over a New Yorker.

He's your REALLY Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man.

07:10 / 25.01.05

As any good Aggie* can tell you, the only things you find at t.u.** are beers, steer and queers. (Yes, the Revolting Cocks stole this.)

*Aggie: student or graduate of Texas Agricultural & Mechanical University, hyperpatriotic football rivals of...
**t.u.: What the Aggies call University of Texas at Austin
***I actually went to (then) hypopatriotic Rice University, where we made fun of both of them

Sean the frumious Bandersnatch

02:10 / 26.01.05

Not quite as funny as Bush's other finger-based salute.

14:26 / 31.01.05

So I was at the inaugural filming a documentary, getting run out of ever other check point because we were filming security, and saw a number of folks with a single-finger wave to Bush. Unfortunately, other than the people with neck beards the media didn't cover any of the stories on the ground that were happening just a few feet from the parade. Everything was very well staged, cameras had specific directions and angles they could/could not get, and the public was rounded up into a very small area. The atmosphere on the ground was completely different than that projected via the broadcast news...

unheimlich manoeuvre

14:58 / 31.01.05

I'm not suprised ammonius, because as Gil Scott-Heron said "the revolution will not be televised."
The question is how to show the TRUTH to sleepers?

farseer /pokes out an i

15:33 / 02.02.05

Just found the same thing on infowars.com / Of course, this Alex Jones guy is a complete madman, but you have to admit it would be a lot cooler if Bush really was a satanist.

Wait... Bush DOESN'T worship Satan?

Nah, it's not Satan he worships, it's Baal. *makes the sign of Baal*

I've seen Alex Jones in person. He seems a whole lot saner then he sounds on-air and on infowars. He is definitely on the Christ-is-good/everyone-else-is-satan kick. You have to sort through what he has to find the gems.

The question is how to show the TRUTH to sleepers?
that does seem to be the question on my mind these days...

21:37 / 02.02.05

Well the skull n bones worship a thinly veiled form of Astarte, goddess of sex and death. And she had goat horns and a fishes tail. So maybe the satan thing isnt too far off... maybe.

21:28 / 25.02.05

this astarte reference just made the Starbucks logo flash in my mind. I know she has a fish tail. the doubled sign of aquarius i formed by her hair. she has a crown of stars.I'll have to check for th horns. Could this mean that Starbucks is the whore of Babylon?

I don't think this is as shocking now as when it occured to me a moment ago.

16:22 / 01.03.05

MMM, whore of BABALON. Makes me want a cup of new Aeon joe.

18:16 / 22.11.05

Just so you know, this photo has a starring role in the latest Texe Marrs "Power of Prophecy" newsletter, in an article on "throwing the goat" -- "Satan's 'El Diablo' Hand Sign."

Be aware the publication is filled with much that many of you will find utterly vile -- "Reverend" Marrs is one of the wingnuts who prays nightly that the Jews and the Ay-rabs extinguish each other in a holy war so that God's People(tm) can take over and start executing the queers.

But he really hates Bush. And, of course, that demonic harlot Helen Keller:

The "El Diablo" hand sign often is con-fused with the deaf's signing of the phrase, "I love you." While at first this appears an odd resemblance, we register an "ahh, I get it!" emotion when we discover that the person who invented, or created, the hand sign system for the deaf, Helen Keller, was herself an occultist and Theosophist. Did Keller purposely design the deaf's "I love you" sign to be such a remarkable imitation of the classic sign of Satan? Was Keller saying, basically, "I love you, Devil?"

06:55 / 23.11.05

Here's Pat Robertson giving the devil horns salute - Link

More fun conspiracy stuff on that here - Link