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Okay. Here's part 1: a while ago, whilst on Ebay, I felt a strong and sudden urge to buy Zoidzilla. For those of you that don't know, that's a crazy japanese battery powered dinosaur you build from kit form with glowing green eyes. The one I got was already built, and missed a tail.
I have no idea what posessed me to buy it.
Until this evening. I'm alone in the house, it's 12:49 at night and I'm in the attic on Barbelith when suddenly I get the idea to tie little bits of paper to said Zoidzilla, these little bits of paper bearing the name and ideals of my little group, NZRN KTK PX.
Does somebody want me to do this?
Part 2: So I go to my room, and fetch Zoidzilla. I take it down off the shelf, and replace it on the shelf with a statue of one of those demons out of Spawn, a random buy from when I was younger. It's pretty, well, demonic. I notice how grotesque it is while I'm handling it.
I go downstairs to get paper for the printer, Zoidzilla in hand. Note I've travelled 3 different floors here. As I get downstairs the loudest BANG THUD from upstairs. Scares the living shit out of me. For a moment I can't move at all. Wind whistles. I think someone's in the house, but I'm too scared to go upstairs. I can't ring for help cause the phone lines taken by the internet and the computers upstairs.
But then I put Zoidzilla's green eyelights on, and suddenly I feel able to go upstairs and see what's happening. My first move is to check the porch, someone could be hiding there. They're not, but note that there are these two pictures of Novembre and Decembre, south american godforms, in there, up on the wall. They've been there since we moved here.
I go upstairs, and guess what? I see that demon statue fallen from the shelf, leering up at me. That's what made the noise.
So now I'm busy tying these little bits of paper onto Zoidzilla and watching his green eyes flicker calmingly. What the hell just happened to me? |
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