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Jelly Babies
Fucking love them, in this order: Yellow, Orange, Pink, Red, Green...Black.
Black Fucking Jelly Babies. What flavour are they, anyhow? Blackcurrant? I don't care! They are KING.
Once I found a whole pack that had been sitting in a car over summer. All melted and burst into one collossal multicolured turd of a thousand faces. I froze it to keep the shape then ate a slice every day for fifty days wearing one black sock. i pissed myself.
Party Rings
Stop laughing. It's a biscuit, it's got pink and yellow icing sugar- thick pink and yellow icing sugar...and it sounds like a reference to anal sex. The biscuit to stick it to the man with, so to speak.
Fruit Pastilles
Again, specifically the black ones. Sugary, hard but soft. Chewy. Hold 'em up to the light or put em under a microscope. Bee-yutoiful patterns. |
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