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And now a word from the real experts:
Science = nifty squared
By Dr. Bunsen Honeydew & Beaker (Muppet Labs)
Science, some say, can be terribly boring,
An unfortunate formula for cold-fusion snoring
But for those who think science is dull, dry and dreary,
Beakie and I have an alternate theory...
Whether you're five or the square root of fifty,
Science, say we, is empirically nifty.
Ask Einstein, Hawking or Sir Isaac Newton
Do they concur? And I quote: "Y'r darn tootin'!"
We've got physics with its various laws of motion,
Oceanography (ooh! "Jaws") down under the ocean.
There's botany for those in the know about greens,
And genetics engineered for those cloning genes
Paleontology, meteorology, biology, too.
There's even an -ology that starts with a "zoo".
Yet science still stymies and makes people queasy
So here's our theory of everything; science made easy:
Time flies, and it's relative. That is quite clear.
And Space-so says Spock-is the final frontier.
Energy's easy, you just make an "E"
By timesing an "M" and squaring a "C".
But if science you sigh still sounds too deep,
Just do like dear Beakie: shrug and say "Meep!" |
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