|  |  | | I just got this yesterday, and considering timely subject matter, I'm going to share. May it bring you the same wide grin that it did me:
 
 
 THE FOUR GHOSTS OF INAUGURATION
 
 One night, George W. Bush is tossing  restlessly in his White House bed. He
 awakens to see George Washington standing  by him. Bush asks him, "George,
 what's the best thing I can do to help the  country?" "Set an honest and
 honorable example, just as I did," Washington  advises, and then fades
 away.
 
 The next night, Bush is astir again, and  sees the ghost of Thomas
 Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush  calls out, "Tom,
 please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"  "Respect the
 Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from  sight.
 
 The third night's sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He  awakens to
 see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin,  What
 is the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Help the less fortunate,
 just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist.
 
 Bush isn't sleeping  well the fourth night when he sees another figure
 moving in the shadows. It is  the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads,
 "Abe, what is the best thing I can do  right now to help the country?"
 Lincoln replies, "Go see a  play."
 
 
 "Posterity, you will never know how  much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use  of it. If you do not, I shall repent in heaven that ever I took half the pains to preserve  it."  John Adams
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