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I just got this yesterday, and considering timely subject matter, I'm going to share.
May it bring you the same wide grin that it did me:
THE FOUR GHOSTS OF INAUGURATION
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He
awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George,
what's the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Set an honest and
honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades
away.
The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas
Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom,
please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Respect the
Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.
The third night's sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakens to
see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What
is the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Help the less fortunate,
just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist.
Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure
moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads,
"Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"
Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."
"Posterity, you will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in heaven that ever I took half the pains to preserve it." John Adams |
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