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Scrambled Password Bogus Email

14:15 / 18.01.05

Cha...

Some people are so NOSEY.

ibis the being

14:31 / 18.01.05

I read your diary too.

Jub

14:34 / 18.01.05

What's so private? Is this like one of those clubs in Soho that says you can't come in cos it's so damn exclusive, and inside it's just pants?

Mistoffelees

14:56 / 18.01.05

It´s not that i´m curious. I just want to know, what´s so private about this thread. Well?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

15:05 / 18.01.05

Not only have I opened the thread, I'm weeing in it RIGHT NOW.

How d'ya like THEM apples?

mondo a-go-go

15:09 / 18.01.05

You're pissing on his apples? That's not very nice, but I suppose it's better than burning those poor puppies' wings...

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

15:14 / 18.01.05

Least I'm not pooing in his hat.

doglikesparky

15:17 / 18.01.05

If there's a sign next to a button saying DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON, I push the button.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

15:22 / 18.01.05

Ha ha! I read your thre-ad! I read your thre-ad! I read your thre-ad!

Wait... This isn't a Ring-type deal, is it?

Chiropteran

15:41 / 18.01.05

[whispers]
you will die in 7 replies

Lilly Nowhere Late

15:54 / 18.01.05

Bring it on. I'm in the mood for a subtle riddle.

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

16:03 / 18.01.05

ibis - So you know about me and your mum, then?

Jub - If it were, it would now be dirty pants. Old and dirty. Cuz you're in it. Yeah.

Mistoffelees - Those that know don't speak. Those that speak don't know. Fo sho.

Stoatman - Beware my Candiru Fish. Sucker!

doglikesparky - it will be your undoing. Thus will the prophecy be fulfilled.

Mordant C - More like a Lament Configuration, really. All it requires is childlike chanting and the gates of hell and the perversions of our Lord Leviathan will be unleashed.

Lilly - Five frogs are sitting on the fence. Three of them decide to jump off. How many frogs are left sitting on the fence?

JESUS, people! Talk about an INVASION.

'Fucks a 'loid s'posed to do for some GOD DAMN solitude round here?

What a creepjoint.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

21:07 / 18.01.05

Cool!

wembley can change in 28 days

07:17 / 19.01.05

Yeah, when there's 21 posts to a thread, we're all invited.

Sekhmet

12:57 / 19.01.05

There are still five frogs on the fence.

Think I'll join you.

(*settles in on the sofa with a cup of tea*)

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

13:25 / 19.01.05

I love Sekhmet. Sekhmet has brain.

But...and it's a big but (Sir Mixalot notwithstanding)...since the riddle was not for you, but for ibis, you are, on the other hand, a smartarse.

And nobody likes a smartarse.

Chiropteran

13:34 / 19.01.05

I thought the riddle was for Lilly?

And, allegedly, you were for ibis's mum.

~L

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

13:34 / 19.01.05

Sorry, not ibis, Lilly. The riddle was for Lilly.

And actually, not sorry at all. Proudly defiant. So up yours. I was minding my business in here, and you lot all barge in and starting talking up the place.

I feel like Shrek, in the first movie.

WHAT ARE YEW DOOWIN' IN MA SWORMP?

Brigade du jour

15:14 / 19.01.05

I'm makin' waffles!

alas

20:01 / 19.01.05

nobody likes a smartarse.

clarify: what's the difference between a smart arse, a dumb arse, and a just plain arse?

American minds want to know. That whole "r" thing throws us. It's like we're not even speaking the same language, dude.

(I clicked on a link to this thread. Does that count as opening it?)

8===>Q: alyn

20:09 / 19.01.05

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTY!

Bed Head

20:12 / 19.01.05

Um, we don’t have dumb arses here, I think. Just arse. Which can mean lots of things, depending on *how* you say it. Say it one way and it’ll do as an equivalent to the American dumbass.

Er, possibly. Anyway, smartarse = smug wanker, if that’s any clearer.

Mourne Kransky

21:00 / 19.01.05

I tried and tried to get into this secret thread but I didn't know the password. *sigh* I bet it's full of fabulous things like naked photos of Bearo and invitations to chez Olulabelle. Oh well, seems I'll always be Z list.

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

12:42 / 20.01.05

Xoc, dear, we've had to expend the entire Alphabet by six letters to accomodate the list you are on.

Sekhmet

13:06 / 20.01.05

My arse is so smart, in fact, that it can do long division.

I'd demonstrate, but this sofa is just too comfy.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

13:20 / 20.01.05

Didn't Dumbass write The Count of Monte Cristo?

8===>Q: alyn

13:36 / 20.01.05

The Couch of Monte Cristo...

none

Please do not open this thread.

Ok.

akira

09:26 / 25.07.06

Why did the frogs jump off the fence?

paranoidwriter waves hello

12:15 / 25.07.06

What's so private? Is this like one of those clubs in Soho that says you can't come in cos it's so damn exclusive, and inside it's just pants?

Jub, have you been reading my website?

I thought "arse" was that bumby bit on your lower back which helps absorb the shock when you're riding an "ass"?

netbanshee

12:46 / 25.07.06

No wonder you don't want anyone in here... quite roomy.

Do have to admit though, I was hoping that the thread was going to turn into The Monster at the End of this Book. How I loved that one.

Not another reply... PLEASE!!!

akira

12:49 / 25.07.06

When your on your arse on an ass watching two bums trying to assinate each other over a pair of bread buns.

Kali, Queen of Kitteh

13:58 / 25.07.06

(peeks around the corner)

Hmm. Not what I thought it was. Carry on.

The resistable rise of Reidcourchie

15:26 / 25.07.06

"Why did the frogs jump off the fence?"

They didn't.

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