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Papess

18:59 / 13.01.05

What exhibits do you put in it? Perhaps...

-A life size PVC sculpture of zombies?
-Crafted examples of favourite beards?
-A Wandering Notebook? (For future reference. Obviously, it will be found on an archeological dig and preserved by future Barbeologists as an charming antiquated curio. Then it be analyzed to death and worshipped for it's mysterious profundity as proof that "...there really is a Tom!".)
-A map of Selfawaria?

What other distinctly Barbelith exhibits and artifacts would go in the Barbelith Museum?

Saint Keggers

19:19 / 13.01.05

- Antient barbelithian reliefs depicting the lost Asscandling ceremonies
- Pie
- The hedgehog display

Chiropteran

19:53 / 13.01.05

Uh, *cough*... John Dee's crystal ball, and the instructions thereto?

shiftily,

~L

All Acting Regiment

19:57 / 13.01.05

The original stone tablets on which were carved the FAQ.

Hand woven wicker troll snares/mutlipleficsuit nets.

■

20:20 / 13.01.05

A gallery of candles with faces painted on them.
A copy og the Glasgow phonebook with every George, Glenn or Gary circled in red ink.

Triplets

23:59 / 13.01.05

* A box of (slightly) stale Logardiere and Kittie Cake Assortments.
* A creepy child doll
* A DVD of BB2004 with special commentary track from Dr. Ganesh

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

02:06 / 14.01.05

An exhaustive set of annotations for the Bash Street Kids.

A ninjas/pirates Tarot deck.

A fleet of World War Two bombers inexplicably decorated with pictures of the Baader-Meinhof gang.

charrellz

05:29 / 14.01.05

- A monument to The Unknown Lurker
- An exhibit depicting the horrors of double-posting, located next to the exhibit depicting the horrors of double-posting.
- Harrison Ford's battle suit

Our Lady Has Left the Building

05:50 / 14.01.05

"And here we have the fabled chain-gang mixtapes. One was found calcified in lava from the volcanic explosion that destroyed Pompeii, the second found in Eldorado. The last was used in Schrodinger's famous box experiment, at the moment it is both playing and not playing, when you open this box the waveforms collapse and only then can you discover whether someone put Girls Aloud on the tape for a joke."

Mistoffelees

07:12 / 14.01.05

- earwax of Cthulhu ("not deaf, only creaming")

- foreskin of Jesus´ twinbrother

- secret Nr. 0 issue of Invisibles

- picture of me

adamswish

12:19 / 14.01.05

The entrance piece should be Haus, stuffed and mounted with animatronics installed welcoming visitors to the muesum.

The third wing of the muesum will house a faithful recreation of Ganesh's surgery/office where every third Tuesday of the month our resident "head shrinker" will hold court either offering councilling for the weary or lecturing the crowds from his writings on the lastest series of BB (dependent on the time of year and how many requests he's had).

ONLY NICE THINGS

12:29 / 14.01.05

The entrance piece should be Haus, stuffed and mounted

Chance would be a fine thing...

Sean the frumious Bandersnatch

18:58 / 14.01.05

Enough of this nostalgia crap, we need to show how horrible the 'Lith really was. This site has made me want to saw out my eyes on a number of occasions. I'm thinking especially of the links that can be found on Barbelith, like this, this, and, yeah...this.

Sean the frumious Bandersnatch

19:01 / 14.01.05

None of which are safe for work, I should add.

w1rebaby

20:06 / 14.01.05

Is there room for Welshmen in this museum? Just the one, doesn't take up much sapce.

Sean: you've not seen the pictures of the bloke cutting his knob off, then

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:58 / 14.01.05

Delux Face (slightly Mounted).

Saint Keggers

21:02 / 14.01.05

A set of bronze-age face knives.

Sean the frumious Bandersnatch

23:52 / 14.01.05

No, fridgemagnet, I haven't. Should I feel weird about how much I want to see it now? Where can I find it?

w1rebaby

00:01 / 15.01.05

Uh, I only saw it on Livejournal, and Livejournal is severely down at the moment so I can't show you. But when it comes up I can post a link if it's desired.

There is some debate as to whether it's real or fake but it does seem to show someone cutting off their knob, stopping the blood flow with rubber bands first, removing it with a scalpel etc. It really is quite astoundingly horrible, and I say this as someone who has watched the full Eel Girl video.

Grey Area

00:10 / 15.01.05

- Von Kobra's denim trenchcoat
- the Cosmic Fireman's helmet
- Bedhead's pencils
- Lord Morgue's Werferwerfer
- A mural depicting a posse of Barbeloids fighting a personification of the eternal SQL Error

Baz Aukland's hat.

The "full Eel Girl video"??

Do I even want to know?

God help me, I really do.

the Fool

00:20 / 17.01.05

A detailed document containing proof of the extensive mechanations of the nazi lizard milkmen and their global conspiracy of milk based mindcontrol operating out of Amsterdam. With footnotes on the psychic tribunal of nonce sniffers!

A casualty list from the 'body fictive' free for all.

8===>Q: alyn

00:28 / 17.01.05

Little gifs of banners and columns and stuff.

8===>Q: alyn

00:29 / 17.01.05

God, that doesn't make any sense. I'm talking about the gifs that used to be on the front page.

Jesus Christ, are we going to include Qalyn being a fucking idiot in this museum?

Ender

02:29 / 17.01.05

Come now, we must have a Steve Cameo.

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

04:15 / 17.01.05

I have yet to see anyone say that we need to capture Tom Baker and put him in a cage at the door screaming "Huggles....damn you all to Huggles!"

Mazarine

04:28 / 17.01.05

A small wing devoted to the Krispy Kreme/Tim Horton's Barbelith civil war. Very small in fact, since I suspect I was the only one aware of this bloody, sugary conflict.

Alex's Grandma

05:12 / 17.01.05

I think a whole room of Steve. If the Barbelith museum had only one floor, then, and I don't know if I'm talking out of turn here, or what, but there's a strong, though hidden, albeit a very much an occulted agenda on this board that would have it that Steve's where it's at, in terms of the prophecies.

More than you as a personal friend of his, Ben F, could ever possibly know.

Ender

05:30 / 17.01.05

Alex, I am not sure I understood what you just said.

XXII:X:II = XXX

07:30 / 17.01.05

Baz Aukland's hat.

Dude, shhh. That's his hair.

* An antfarm populated with vermin solely picked off of Stoatie
* A Jenny Everywhere equivalent of Metropolis, IL
* My time machine that bastard John Titor stole from me
* Artistic nudes of Kristan Anderson (yowza)
* A recreation of Steve & Ben's honeymoon suite

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8===>Q: alyn

09:08 / 17.01.05

Metropolis is in Maryland, isn't it?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

09:17 / 17.01.05

I think we should actually make the entire museum Steve-shaped. Kind of like the Statue of Liberty. Only Steve-shaped. And a museum.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

09:19 / 17.01.05

And one enormous pie.

Or possibly many small pies.

ONLY NICE THINGS

09:25 / 17.01.05

Kristan's a homosocial transference mechanism, isn't she?

(Oh, actually, it occurs to me that I think there was some doubt about using her full name. Can anyone jog my memory? Will amend just in case)

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