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John Mayer: Barbelith's Artist Of The Year, 2004!

 
 
Matthew Fluxington
23:13 / 02.01.05


I am very proud to announce that John Mayer is Barbelith's Artist of the Year for 2004.

I think that it would be hard for anyone to deny that 2004 was the year of John Mayer. No one else matched his level of artistry and soulfulness, although Maroon 5 definitely gave our boy John a good run for the title. With his second album, Heavier Things, John pushed the boundaries of rock, folk, jazz, blues, and r+b with a blend of beautiful harmonies and touching lyrics. John's mastery of his instrument gave us some of the year's best jams, and his romantic music is probably responsible for a good chunk of this year's baby-makin'. Way to go, John! You're the best.

Come on, Barbelith. Let's give it up for John Mayer, Barbelith's ARTIST of the YEAR 2004!
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
02:48 / 03.01.05
No one else matched his level of artistry and soulfulness, although Maroon 5 definitely gave our boy John a good run for the title

Is this some kind of elaborate joke?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
03:04 / 03.01.05
No way, dude.
For me, Matthews is still the king.
Did Mayer pour poo over a boatful of people?
I think you know the answer to that one.
 
 
A
04:47 / 03.01.05
Hmmmm. I'm not sure about this one. While I agree with everything you say about him, John Mayer seems to be missing one crucial element. That element is the honest, down-to-earth soul that only comes from riding the big waves, and having salt water in your veins.



Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Johnson. Just like John Mayer, only salty, and wet.
 
 
Jack Fear
12:22 / 03.01.05
I've got to go with Count Adam on this one. Jack Johnson is like Hawaiian or something, isn't he? Which is, you know, practically black. So he's got way more soul than John Mayer. And he's named after a Miles Davis record, which was itself named after some famous black guy.

Not that I listen to jazz myself. It's too cerebral and technical. Which isn't to say that Jack Mayer and John Johnson aren't highly skilled musicians. But there's an honesty, an authenticity to the singer-songwriter thing that you just don't find elsewhere. Did you know that a lot of those jazz guys don't even write their own music? It's true. People talk about "My Favorite Things" like John Coltrane owned it, but he was just playing Richard Rodgers's notes and chords. Man. You'd never catch Jock Mayson doing that. What he is all about is a deep expression of himself. Bigger than his body. Running through the halls of his high school.

And the way he clowns around with Ben Stiller in that video, you can totally tell he's not stuck-up and doesn't take himself too seriously. He's a jeans-and-T-shirt guy. Charlie Parker, on the other hand, wore a suit all the time, even when he was strung out on smack: there's a guy who's obviously just a leeeeetle too concerned with his image. But not our guy, Major John Jackson.

So here's to you, Jackson Mrazer, truly an artist. For the year. For Barbelith.
 
 
HysteriX
04:43 / 04.01.05
bleeargh!
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
06:04 / 04.01.05
HOw quickly they forget. Can you drip-fed MTV zombies think of a single thing Ryan Adams has done this year that has _not_ deserved artist of the year status?
 
 
Bastard Tweed
21:05 / 04.01.05
Who?
 
 
bio k9
05:05 / 05.01.05
Um, the voting is over guys.

Jack Johnson got a grand total of zero votes...

Seriously, some of you have fucked it up two years in a row. I don't understand whats so hard about this process. Next year try to get your votes in on time you lazy bastards. No wonder Bush is still president of the world.



Anyway, back to John Mayer:

Bigger Than My Body is a spiraling, upward ascent of musicosity that is impossible for anyone to resist. AND THE LYRICS! The way he marries his cokefizz hooks with lyrical self-obsessions tempered by doubt and self-emasculation is more than enough to trap listeners in a perpetual dreamscape of bursting feather pillows and cascading soda fountains.

Someday I'll fly
Someday I'll soar
Someday I'll be so damn much more
Cause I'm bigger than my body
I'm bigger than my body
I'm bigger than my body now


I haven't heard lyrics that gripping since Mellon Collie and The Infinate Sadness. I thought Some Devil was good but this! Words almost fail. My only complaint is that this should have been a double album. I bought a collection of Mayers demo recordings from a highschool friend in the record biz and its positively criminal that some of those songs didn't make the final album.
 
 
diz
19:22 / 05.01.05
I haven't heard lyrics that gripping since Mellon Collie and The Infinate Sadness.

i am sitting at my desk at work, weeping. some day i, too, will both fly and soar.
 
  
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