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			Oh, how I suck.  And so: 
 
Ween- "If You Could Save Yourself (You'd Save Us All)" 
 
On a free ride home from the embassy 
I saw the governor, and his lover holding hands 
When I got to my place, I emptied my suitcase 
And opened the windows wide 
 
If you could save yourself, you'd save us all 
Is that what you called me for, is that why you're knocking on my door? 
The time I've spent, working myself to death 
Thought that's what you wanted 
I thought you needed my help 
To make it good again, to make us strong 
To make you happy, to push you along 
And gain some respect, to be thrown a crumb 
I was on my knees, when you knocked me down 
 
The wheels fell off, the bottom dropped out 
The checks all bounced, I came in your mouth 
Your mother came calling but there was no one around 
The trash caught fire when the leaves turned brown 
The vultures were circling when the circus left town 
I left you a note but I wrote it in disappearing ink 
 
If you could save yourself, you'd save us all 
Is that what you called me for, is that why you're knocking on my door? 
The time I've spent, working myself to death 
Thought that's what you wanted 
I thought you needed my help 
To make it good again, to make us strong 
To make you happy, to push you along 
And gain some respect, to be thrown a crumb 
I was on my knees, when you knocked me down 
 
-and- 
 
Morrisey- "The Girl Least Likely To" 
 
How many times have I been around ?  
Recycled papers paving the ground 
Well, she lives for the written word 
And people come second, or possibly third 
 
And there is no style, but I say well done 
To the girl least likely to 
Oh, deep in my heart, how I wish I was wrong 
But deep in my heart, I know I am not 
And there’s enough gloom in her world, I’m certain 
Without my contribution 
 
So I sit, and I smile, and I say well done 
To the girl least likely to 
Page after page of sniping rage 
An english singe or an american tinge 
There’s a publisher, she said, ...in the new year 
(it’s never in this year) 
 
I do think this, but I can’t admit it 
To the girl least likely to 
So one more song with no technique 
One more song which seems all wrong ... 
And oh, the news is bad again 
See me as I am again 
 
And the scales of justice sway one way 
In the rooms of those least likely to 
Oh, deep in my heart, how I want to be wrong 
But the moods and the styles too frequently change 
From 21 to 25, from 25 to 29 
 
And I sit, and I smile, and I say well done 
To the girl least likely to 
Oh, one more song about the queen 
Or standing around the shops with thieves 
But somebody’s got to make it ! she screams 
So why why can’t it be me ?  
But she would die if we heard her sing from the heart 
Which is hurt 
 
So how many times will I shed a tear ?  
And another stage of verse to cheer 
When you shine in the public eye, my dear 
Please remember these nights 
When I sit and support with a dutiful smile 
Because there’s nothing I can say 
So chucking, churning, and turning the knife 
On everything (except their own life) 
And a clock somewhere strikes midnight 
And an explanation - it drains me 
If only there could be a way 
 
There is a different mood all over the world 
A different youth, unfamiliar views 
And dearest, it could all be for you 
So will you come down and I’ll meet you ?  
And with no more poems, with nothing to hear 
Oh darling, it’s all for you... 
Darling, it’s all for you ... 
Oh darling, it’s all for you ... 
Oh darling, it’s all for you ...			 |   
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