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Tetsuo! The most unintentionally funny film EVER.
I watched this at a small film festival nearly a year ago. I laughed my throat hoarse - I was seriously in pain for a week.
Let me describe one scene to you. A man - for whatever reason - is slowly turning in a piece of machinery. Bits of metal are popping out of him, etc.
So this guy is having sex with a woman, and he starts to get violent. She hits him to the ground and backs away. Now, he's partly lying underneath a low, shin-high Japanese table. Suddenly, a huge drill pops up out of the table. I stared in wonder as the man stood up, revealing a huge, menacing drill where his penis should be.
For some impenatrable reason, she mounts him. And then the drill turns on, to bloody results.
The final scene is a a huge, spherical mass of metal with two human heads popping out ROLLING DOWN THE STREET while the two human heads discuss their plans to conquer the world. "Nothing can stop our love!"
Maybe it doesn't sound funny to you. But I thought this movie was the most hysterically head-disappeared-up-it's-own-ass movie ever made. |
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