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Some-thing nasty in your ga-a-rden...

 
 
Ganesh
09:50 / 26.02.02
Uphill gardeners' question time:

1) I have an indoor (white) jasmine plant which grows vigorously but, after the first crop of delicious-smelling flowers, refuses to flower. It's on a north-facing windowsill out of direct sunlight. How can I get it to flower?

2) I bought a mini conifer in a pot at Christmas (cute) but have managed to encourage its growth post-festive period. Any tips for managing conifers indoors?

<anticipates deathly silence>
 
 
Mourne Kransky
09:50 / 26.02.02
The problem with the 2 Edinburgh jasmines is the cats are eating them. You'll have to threaten to glass them again when you finally manage home to your feline family.

Have you tried feeding that little conifer? The bottom half is a sickly puce colour, probably because it had no time to root properly in the preChristmas rush. It also needs to feel loved and you're always ranting on about "that Bush".

Now what are you gonna do for the pansy in Edinburgh who's losing his bloom in your absence?
 
 
autopilot disengaged
09:50 / 26.02.02
<deathly silence>
 
 
The Planet of Sound
09:50 / 26.02.02
One tip: never buy the cheap Euphorbium from Colombia Road flower market; an indoor plant they ain't. (Koff.)
 
 
Ganesh
10:10 / 26.02.02
quote:Originally posted by ZoCher:
Now what are you gonna do for the pansy in Edinburgh who's losing his bloom in your absence?


Uproot and go for more pot, I think...
 
 
Fra Dolcino
10:29 / 26.02.02
Stimulate a clematis joke anyone?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
11:39 / 26.02.02
You need to start watching that nice Alan Titchmarsh on the telly, 'Nesh.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
11:59 / 26.02.02
I want it understood that I am not some Jasmine-growing hippy, right? I'm an edgy, hardened London writer, nails, me.
http://hgic.clemson.edu/factsheets/HGIC1106.htm
http://www.rainyside.com/features/plant_gallery/shrubs/Jasminum_nudiflorum.html
http://forums.gardenweb.com/forums/load/fragrant/msg1112020125562.html

I'm only doing this 'cos you're a mate. I'm too urban for plants, me.
 
 
Ganesh
12:13 / 26.02.02
Nick, you sweetie!

Looks like it's not getting enough sun...
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
12:22 / 26.02.02
[sigh] I love Jasmine. I want some on my tiny balcony, but I have to wait until I've done the asphalt or it'll get trampled to death.
 
 
rizla mission
14:16 / 26.02.02
Gardening?

Someone say 'paradigm', or I'm outta here..
 
 
Ganesh
14:18 / 26.02.02
Oh, for Christ's sake, Rizla, allow us thirtysomethings our homely little pleasures...

<returns to planned 'Soft Furnishings' thread>
 
 
Sax
14:28 / 26.02.02
Jasmine needs bright light - sun is beneficial but not essential to its growth. It needs a fairly average room temperature to flourish - don't let it fall below about 7 degrees C in winter, 'Nesh.
For best results, I'd repot it this spring and stand it outdoors (if your digs allow) over summer.
When indoors, water it moderately - keep the soil moist but not soaking. Don't forget to mist the leaves regularly. If you want to take a cutting, do it in Spring when you re-pot.

(Can you tell I just got the Pocket Houseplant Expert book in for review this morning?)

Tell me what conifer it is and I'll look it up.
 
 
Ganesh
14:30 / 26.02.02
It's pretty warm where it is; I reckon it's just not getting enough light. Will take it to the new flat in March and stick it outside on a sunny wall.

The conifer? Not sure, but I think it's a little baby pine tree.
 
 
Ariadne
14:36 / 26.02.02
Ex forestry writer here (yes, seriously) - there are lots of kinds of pine tree, Ganesh! It's probably a norwegian spruce or a Scots pine.

It'll need lots of root space and light and - well, it'll grow into a pine tree. Which is useful if you want to build some pine furniture but it will rather dominate your bedroom. Maybe you want to buy yourself a bonsai book....

[ 26-02-2002: Message edited by: Ariadne ]
 
 
Ganesh
14:40 / 26.02.02
I suspect my indoor horticulture's a frustrated gardening impulse. Once I'm settled into a garden flat, I'll likely transplant everything outside...
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
15:09 / 26.02.02
quote:Originally posted by Rizla Year Zero:
Gardening?

Someone say 'paradigm', or I'm outta here..
Riz, I have very unfairly used this comment to start a new political discussion

here.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
15:13 / 26.02.02
Except that apparently I screwed up the link.

Trying again:
http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=6&t=000258

[ 26-02-2002: Message edited by: Nick ]
 
 
Ganesh
22:48 / 09.05.03
Matters floral compel me to return to this thread of yore...

I've always liked cut flowers as well as houseplants, and London has a fabulous selection of florists and street-sellers of all manner of exotic blooms.

Since moving here, however, I've noticed a distressing tendency for cut flowers to die much sooner than expected, sometimes within a day or two of getting them home. I'm wondering if it's anything to do with the (softer?) London water.

Can anyone advise? Casablanca and longiform lilies seem particularly susceptible to this accelerated rot...
 
 
w1rebaby
16:03 / 10.05.03
It's either bad feng shui, or terrorism. My sources tell me that al Qaeda operatives have been attempting to put antiflorals in London's water supply, in order to reduce the morale of decadent flower-loving Westerners.

You could always try growing AK47s.
 
 
Cavatina
08:01 / 11.05.03
Ganesh, I've only ever bought or had given to me liliums of the oriental variety. But when you buy flowers here the florists most often attach a small sachet of 'flower fresh', a preservative to put in the water. Does that happen in London? It *does* work.

You could experiment with a little sugar in the water -- that or vinegar sometimes helps. Vinegar certainly prevents slime forming.

Re-cutting the stems is another strategy. I always re-cut the stems of roses if I buy them, and they last over a week.

Xoc, methinks you need to get for Ganesh a small tome with a title something like Botany for Flower Arrangers .
 
 
Ganesh
11:26 / 11.05.03
Yeah, I've tried with and without the florists' sachets - and flowers still seem to wilt faster in London than they did in Edinburgh. I'm assuming the problem's the water but it might be because our living room's warmer/sunnier or it might be the vase. I'll definitely try cleaning it with vinegar...
 
 
Loomis
10:31 / 12.05.03
Have you tried putting half an aspirin in the water?
 
 
Sax
13:43 / 12.05.03
Or half a Viagra?

Abandon your romantic notions of lovelorn street-bound flower sellers and get thee hence to Sainsbury's where they put a sticker on the flowers guaranteeing them for seven days.

(ducks)
 
 
abscissa
20:19 / 12.05.03
first-off i'm a first-timer so kidglove me

...please

undoubtedly the lady is waiting for a compliment on her choice of perfume...

...really...
 
 
Ganesh
20:24 / 12.05.03
The "lady" wafts Allure For Men from 'her' every gorgeous pore...

Even 'guaranteed for 7 days' flowers have succumbed to Baaad London Water Syndrome. Haven't tried the aspirin thing, though, but I thi-i-ink I've heard it somewhere before. Does it work?
 
 
grant
20:44 / 12.05.03
I've heard Sprite works. I imagine any lemon-lime soda pop would do. The CO2 + sugar thing is the trick. Never tried aspirin.
 
 
William Sack
15:28 / 21.05.03
James Dyson's uphill gardening is causing a stir at Chelsea.
 
 
gingerbop
18:30 / 22.05.03
Oh i saw that on the news; im intrigued. What a very clever man he is, thought surely it'd be more usuful to the general public if he got on with selling the hoover than does it itself.
 
  
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