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WORST OF 2004

 
 
Mourne Kransky
10:18 / 23.12.04
OK, for us grumpy fuckers. To balance the celebratory positivity of another thread nearby, I think we should also have, in an Ahura-Mazda / Manichean way, some WORST OF 2004 nominations / categories.

I shall begin, *ahem*:

Worst thread
Any of those which I dragged down to my klqlkjhdsjhcf level by contributing long, rambling, utterly incoherent posts at about 4 a.m. on Sunday mornings. I can't bear to revisit the 'Lith for about a week afterwards each time I do it. Take heed kids, you too will end up a shambolic old sot one day unless you mend your ways. It's too late for me to change now though... *hic*

Worst book
The Da Vinci Code, 'nuf said.

Worst film
Troy, first film I've walked out half way through in a long time. Execrable.

Worst primate news
No bonobos, no no no...

Worst outbreak of amnesiac and unreasoned sentimentality
Crocodile tears as Ronnie Raygun is interred.

Now to decide on the worst haircut of 2004...
 
 
Loomis
10:49 / 23.12.04
Worst Headline

Bring Back Blunkett, Say Public
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
10:55 / 23.12.04
Worst Election
USA
 
 
Haus of Mystery
16:30 / 23.12.04
Worst Witch

The Worst Witch
 
 
Cherielabombe
21:17 / 23.12.04
Any of those which I dragged down to my klqlkjhdsjhcf level by contributing long, rambling, utterly incoherent posts at about 4 a.m. on Sunday mornings.

Au contraire, I think those are some of the BEST threads. In particular, I think "Fucking shit up to dance eatest rhthyms" is my favorite. Hey garage!
 
 
hanabius yamamura
15:33 / 28.12.04
... worst meal of 2004 ... ... and potentially of all time ...

... a certain little bistro near a certain hill in a large scottish city that shall remain utterly unidentifiable for legal safety where beetroot relish is actually chopped-up beetroot from a jar with no attempt to disguise this fact and the rare steak in pepper sauce was thinly disguised shoe-leather in mustard vomit ... first time ever i paid exactly the amount on the bill ... truly f@#cking awful
 
 
Maygan
22:48 / 28.12.04
There's the transformer car.
If transformer car = Noah's Ark
How come nobody predicted the flood or tidal waves? (So many lives could have been save!)
Now, who will send out the doves or crow?
Now what will the crow or dove equal to?
And who is Noah equal to?
 
  
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