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Entertaining, repugnant questions

ONLY NICE THINGS

03:15 / 23.12.04

I know I've been doing some pretty baroque things with it, but is it meant to be that colour?

iamus

04:40 / 23.12.04

Even though I've not been getting enough fibre, and passing them is like bulldozing semi-set cement from a lumpy toothpaste tube, when they're sitting at the bottom of the pan are they supposed to still be wriggling?

Sax

05:32 / 23.12.04

If you fuck 'em while they're still warm and before rigor mortis has set in, is that still technically necrophilia?

ONLY NICE THINGS

06:17 / 23.12.04

Can Dennis Potter's estate sue when I take Penis from Heaven onto Broadway?

iamus

06:24 / 23.12.04

Let me get this straight, you're taking Dennis Potter's penis from heaven to take it to broadway? That's a heavy dose of metaphysics I don't rightly understand...

Ganesh

09:22 / 23.12.04

Can I put my penis in your ear?

Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns

09:46 / 23.12.04

Is it possible to rape yourself?

Sax

10:16 / 23.12.04

Depends. Have you ever forced yourself to have a wank when you really didn't feel like it?

ONLY NICE THINGS

10:34 / 23.12.04

Who among us can answer "no"?

Sax

10:47 / 23.12.04

While we're on the topic, is it really the case - as was commonly believed during my younger years - that three shakes is indeed a wank?

Ganesh

10:56 / 23.12.04

Only if they're milkshakes. Mine brings all the boys to the yard.

pointless and uncalled for

11:04 / 23.12.04

Which proves the old saying of "Never underestimate the power of a frigging elephant".

Ganesh

11:40 / 23.12.04

Indeed.

Sax

11:44 / 23.12.04

You can buy that at a knockdown price along with The Long Firm, apparently. The Long, Firm what, it doesn't say.

Our Lady Has Left the Building

17:32 / 23.12.04

If you can't believe it's not butter, what exactly do you think it is, you cretinous fuckwit?

Our Lady Has Left the Building

17:33 / 23.12.04

Do they know it's Christmastime? Have you actually tried asking them?

Char Aina

01:22 / 25.12.04

If you can't believe it's not butter, what exactly do you think it is, you cretinous fuckwit?

um...
does the cretinous fuckwit think it's butter?

King of Town

04:00 / 25.12.04

I thought they were pretty convinced that it was actually butter. Serves them right for living in their idealistic world where they don't realize that everything they consume is either synthesized, genetically enhanced, hydroponic or in some other way abominable.

bio k9

05:22 / 25.12.04

Whats the deal with all the declarative statements?

8===>Q: alyn

08:36 / 25.12.04

Bio, would you hold my colostomy bag for just one second?

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