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03:41 / 19.12.04

Bear in mind, I consume media in a much narrower, slower feed than most.

Two In One (I've Got Them On Speakerphone)

Like You Wouldn't

I Really Ought to Know Better

That's all I've got, but you can do more than four.

04:24 / 19.12.04

A review so far... First Pic The one on the left..uh..not drunk enough..and Ms.Tilley (sp?) Oh you Canuck Goddess you! Rowrrrrr!

The second pic... No.

The third..I cant help but seeing her and I wrestling our way out of sumo suits towards mutual blissocracy...mmmmmm...like barbewire cotton-candy!

09:04 / 19.12.04

Kegs, does

change your mind about picturee 2? Frankly, I don't see how you can lust for Pink and not lust for Hedwig.

09:22 / 19.12.04

I can smell your thoughts, Keggers, and they stink. You need a thought-shower!

Sean the frumious Bandersnatch

10:05 / 19.12.04

Wait...Is this a thread for weird media crushes, or for crushes in general? Because I don't see what's so wierd about Pink (unless, as you seem to be suggesting, she's a transvestite).

But if this thread is about our wierder crushes, than I'm all up for that.

For no reason, I have a thing for Jewish women. Miss Silverman is at the top of that list.

I find her attractive because she played a vampire. In a film that came out after her death...hey, where're you all going?

Not Lucy Liu, but O-Ren Ishii. Together, we are unstoppable!

I should put Elijah Wood in here too. It's wierd because, y'know, I'm not gay.

My strangest crush, though, has to be that I'm automatically attracted to any girl who has the same name as me.

Nothing wierd. But she is cute, and I need to prove that I'm not all that creepy.

10:14 / 19.12.04

Your name is Rachel?

10:19 / 19.12.04

Are you Scottish? Because I've heard a number of Scottish men claim to have a thing for Jewish women. Didn't Spud have a thing for Jewish women? Anyway, I'm totally with you on Sarah Silverman! Not so much because she's Jewish as because she's really fucking funny.

It's not so weird to want to rock Pink's world, but it's... inappropriate.

Sean the frumious Bandersnatch

10:34 / 19.12.04

There are girls named Sean (or Shawna, Shawnee, etc.), but I can't think of any applicable celebrities. Girls named Briana who go by Ryan also count, since that's my other first name (My real name is Sean-Ryan.) There's no juxtaposition intended between that statement and the picture below.

And as for Pink...maybe for you, Qalyn. She's a year or two older that me.

10:43 / 19.12.04

Age ain't nothing but a number, Sean.

I'm not sure how I can express this. There's something about hankering after anybody in a supergroup, or who boffs Tommy Lee, that just makes me feel cheap.

10:51 / 19.12.04

Sean Young, young Sean.

11:35 / 19.12.04

Sometimes I have thoughts about Jennifer Tilly.
Sometimes I have thoughts about Jennifer Connelly.
Sometimes I have thoughts about Sean Young.
Sometimes I have thoughts about all three and have to be excused for the day.

15:24 / 19.12.04

Halle Berry all the way...

I dreamt last night that I had a new cat, which is strange because I don't believe in having my own cat ever again. I like other people to have them. Especially kittens.

16:10 / 19.12.04

One is enough

Haus of Mystery

16:23 / 19.12.04

C'mon... You saying you wouldn't?

Too cute

16:34 / 19.12.04

I go hunting around the net for babes, or woman that either I am or have been obsessed with........then I see that it has to be a scary, confusing or foolish crush.........well that cut's it down to Selene.

I'm not obsessed until I see a picture of her, then I'm obsessed for a while.

Actually there's another scary crush.....

"That's not scary........."

Scary for ME. I get entranced when I see her sometimes, especially when I see a picture of her close up and look straight into her eyes............she has the most beautiful eyes. I once saw a picture of her at a premiere or something in a magazine, the picture was really good quality and her eyes......no picture on the internet that I've found comes close to doing her eyes justice.

See what I mean about scary just in the way I'm going on?

16:51 / 19.12.04

Sometimes I have thoughts about Jennifer Connelly.

You mean Jennifer "Tapioca" Connelly? I heard she had all the nerves to her face severed, so that no discernable expression would ever interfere with her eyebrow management.

17:21 / 19.12.04

Auuugggghhhh. Mary-Lou, I love you.

Sean the frumious Bandersnatch

23:04 / 19.12.04

You're obsessed with a chevron guy who heelps celebrities start their cars, Harry? That's the most obscure crush yet, and you win!

23:11 / 19.12.04

I see Helen Mirren is in an M&S advert this Christmas.

23:40 / 19.12.04

Put them away. Away I say, Helen.

Honestly. I know Helen Mirren's tits better than I know my own she's so often got them out.

Ahem... Sorry. Back to googleable crushes.

I give you...

King Bill.

That's King *sigh* Bill. *sigh*.

It's not a foolish or scary crush. But it is BIG. I was meant to be his.

23:48 / 19.12.04

Foolish is:

Kamajii, from Spirited Away since (apart from the fact that his eyes are made of coal) he's also clearly not real.

And scary is:

Robbie Coltrane for many, oh so many reasons. But I do and I would. I definitely would. Would you?

02:58 / 20.12.04

Dangerously cute. Definately Tony Leung.

05:30 / 20.12.04

DON'T even get em started on Tony Leung. Or Takeshi Kaneshiro. Or Leslie Cheung (RIP). Or Leon Lai, who bears a striking resemblance to an ex of mine, the fucker.

05:39 / 20.12.04

http://www.tonyleung.org/photos/gallery12/t24.jpg

http://web.mit.edu/dewdrop/www/tony/photos/10/42.jpg

I've always mocked people who would pay for things like a vial of the sweat of some celebrity -- until Tony.

I would pay money for a vial of this man's sweat. Lordy.

XXII:X:II = XXX

06:14 / 20.12.04

I will second crushes on JCM, Pink & Sarah Silverman. I don't know if I crush on King *sigh* Bill *sigh*, but I'd give just about anything if he were still with us.

I spent entirely too long putting together a post for this thread last night, only to have it disappear up the Devil's backend when I hit 'post'. Nevermind. I will now post my inadvisable crushes from most understandable to least. Yes, this will likely get sordid.

I don't care if more of her movies are shit than not, I don't care if she's a serial monogamist on a scale giving J-Lo a run for her money, and I don't care if she's seeing Sean Lennon, she'll always be my goddess and I love her

New Jersey's one saving grace, though if she's gone Scientologist I say we need an intervention before she goes the Kirstie Alley route

I didn't originally have her on here, but thinking about my favorite redheads usually brings her in a close second; add that she bears a strong resemblance to an ex-gf and you see method to my madness

I don't know, at some point I was just fascinated by him, those eyes, those lips... drool... anyway, that's subsided since he left the Yanks

Older than she looks, I fully expect to see a legality countdown clock for her appear online any day now (yes, this one counts as both scary and foolish, at the least)

Look, I'm a lonely man, all right?!? (Actually, I think Caleigh can back me up on this one)

Utterly fetishistic holdover from when I was 7; I am neither a furry or an Otherkin, but c'mon, look at that neck and those bedroom eyes!

Yeah, that's enough self-humiliation for one day. Plenty more where those came from.

/+,

08:21 / 20.12.04

Are you Scottish? Because I've heard a number of Scottish men claim to have a thing for Jewish women.

Really? Speaking as a Scottish man, I can't say I've ever heard any of my friends express a preference either way. Maybe I'm not hanging out with the right crowd...

Anyway, following Mr. Baptiste's lead, I'll go in order of most understandable to least. To begin, I give you Ludivine Sagnier:

French accents are sexy. Husky French accents are impossibly sexy.

Arrested Development has given me a crush on Judy Greer, who plays George Senior's splendidly devious secretary Kitty:

Googling for a suitable picture of Judy, by the way, led me to her truly creepy Hottierankings page, where I learned that an unaccountable cabal of sinister and anonymous Hottierankers have rated her talent as marginally less impressive than her breasts. Truly, the internet is a strange and frightening place.

Although, admittedly, neither of those are scary, confusing or foolish. For that, I give you:

and

09:13 / 20.12.04

Yes, thank you, Elegant Mess, for pulling that one out at the last minute. I wish you would all keep your perfectly understandable, not to say totally ordinary, basement-level hardons off this thread. I want you to be afraid someone will mock you for the crushes you post in this thread.

Because fear is what lets you know you're alive.

Vlad, you big furry-fan, you! Shameless!

10:09 / 20.12.04

OK, here goes - current crushola is

sexy, vegan, smokes, sexy, vegan, smokes, sexy, vegan, smokes......before I discovered the joaquin, I had a big crush on damon albarn's voice (not face), and could only listen to blur/gorillas under controlled circumstances.

Finally, embarrassed to confess:

ahhhh

10:48 / 20.12.04

I want you to be afraid someone will mock you for the crushes you post in this thread.

Because fear is what lets you know you're alive.

I'm aliiiiiiiiiiiive!

11:42 / 20.12.04

I think that's her. I haven't played that game in a long time.

Cheap. Easy. Cruel.

12:00 / 20.12.04

Since I was 15 (and she was 20).

17:10 / 20.12.04

I'm not at all given to celebrity crushes, and he'll not at all particularly HOT (in fact, he's quite everyday and a little heavyset), and yet, I drool.

17:16 / 20.12.04

Can't find a picture on google, but Mirage in The Incredibles is currently my crush object.

The other 3?

Ummm,

I'll get back to you.

17:49 / 20.12.04

Mickey Rourke.

Don't ask.

18:00 / 20.12.04

Christopher Walken, too. GOD! I hate myself.

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