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Emperor Norton

 
 
LykeX
06:41 / 18.12.04
Since no one has posted about this, I guess I will have to make the Barb' aware of it (provided, of course, that the reason no one has posted isn't simply because everybody knows, oh well).

Apparently someone has been floating the ideas of renaming the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge after Emperor Norton I, President of the United States and Protector of Mexico.
Unfortunately, some rather boring individuals are putting their heels down.

With the almighty power of the Barbelith Community, I'm sure we could beat some sense into these people.
Anyway, I'm composing some letters, since I don't really have anything better to do. And it could be really cool if Norton I got his own bridge.

P.s. I've found that, as I dug around for some persuading arguments, that Norton really has done some things worth honoring, so it's not just all fun.
 
 
Baz Auckland
12:17 / 18.12.04
Oh! That would rock! Emperor Norton was my role model for man years when I was younger... it's the least they could do in honour of him...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:23 / 18.12.04
A bridge? A poxy bridge? Fucker deserves a whole town!
 
 
LykeX
12:50 / 18.12.04
They are already cranky about the Emperor Norton bridge, let's not try for San Norton just yet.
 
 
Saint Keggers
15:28 / 18.12.04
They should rename the Statue of Liberty after him.

"And if you look to your left folks you'll see the statue of Emperor Norton"
"Where?"
"Right there"
"Um..I just see that woman with the torch"
"That's the Statue of Emperor Norton"
"Where?"
"Right there."
"You lost me"
"The Statue of the woman with the torch..."
"..I see it, but I dont see no Emperor Norton!!"
"That is The Statue of Emperor Norton!"
"what? The green chick?"
"Thats the one."
"Are you sure... cause that bloke looks like a chick"
"Yes, Im sure."
"You're drunk."
"No Im not"
"So he was known for dressing in drag?"
"Not at all"
"What does he want your tired huddles masses yearning to breathe free?"
"Nothing"
"Y'know,I really dont get your culture. Fuckit, turn this boat around we're going home"
 
 
LykeX
09:09 / 19.12.04
Praise the Emperor!
 
  
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