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The Impeccable Newborn

 
  

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TeN
18:39 / 30.04.05
Monday
 
 
Mistoffelees
18:56 / 30.04.05
, smoking
 
 
TeN
19:31 / 30.04.05
Peyote
 
 
gridley
20:45 / 30.04.05
cigars.
 
 
Mr. Joe Deadly
21:07 / 30.04.05
Exeunt.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
23:02 / 30.04.05
Don't
 
 
TeN
23:13 / 30.04.05
astonish
 
 
Alex's Grandma
01:07 / 01.05.05
kiddie-fiddlers
 
 
Alex's Grandma
01:08 / 01.05.05
with
 
 
Alex's Grandma
01:08 / 01.05.05
your
 
 
Alex's Grandma
01:09 / 01.05.05
consumption
 
 
Alex's Grandma
01:09 / 01.05.05
of
 
 
Alex's Grandma
01:09 / 01.05.05
milk
 
 
Alex's Grandma
01:10 / 01.05.05
They
 
 
Alex's Grandma
01:10 / 01.05.05
Just
 
 
Alex's Grandma
01:10 / 01.05.05
Larf.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
01:11 / 01.05.05
In
 
 
Alex's Grandma
01:12 / 01.05.05
Groups.
 
 
TeN
01:39 / 01.05.05
Gorge
 
 
gridley
02:53 / 01.05.05
instead
 
 
Mistoffelees
08:07 / 01.05.05
fainted
 
 
TeN
16:01 / 01.05.05
(um, that was Gorge not George... I don't think anything can save this sentance now)
 
 
iamus
17:18 / 01.05.05
SUPERMAN!
 
 
TeN
18:01 / 01.05.05
(haha, okay that works i guess)

Wilson
 
 
Shrug
18:37 / 03.05.05
(sic)
 
 
grant
19:36 / 03.05.05
foul
 
 
TeN
15:28 / 08.05.05
(I don't know where that could possibly go, so I'll start a new sentance)

. Clean
 
 
gridley
19:43 / 09.05.05
foul
 
 
iamus
19:53 / 09.05.05
pondwater,
 
 
subcultureofone
21:04 / 09.05.05
exhume
 
 
Shrug
22:27 / 09.05.05
capricious
 
 
gridley
20:41 / 10.05.05
flotsam
 
 
TeN
01:31 / 22.05.05
, whilst
 
 
Shrug
01:32 / 22.05.05
I
 
 
TeN
01:42 / 22.05.05
die.


and here's another update....

Whenever you sleep, swim, or masticate during Eastenders, beware of the large hole above. Raise high all your eyebrows without as much as three quarters leeway in each whenever you do. "Antagonise me hearties," cried the pirate with samurai elegance, fondling his gnosis inducing peristalsis wistfully. Finally we've seized up all mechanical deities in Australia with fondling exhuberance -- antagonise their parents or coddle their Antipodean devotees. "Kill this Wati-Kutjara if you dare!" whispered millions of tiny minded scallops, huddling together. However, all holidays generate have/should vibes because me-thinks, there can be two puppy-dogs lactating honey. Ridiculously good-looking matriarchs advise "keep away all chupacabras." Brine temptations emerge through repeated exposure. Yo ho and a bottle rocket nevermore! Whereas rum has become cliched. Why soi-disant is nothing compared to my amateurism and ketchup covered collection of carp. Pulsating lambskin covers ye milky filthy blaggards! Insouciant elephants gather round the pneumatic horticulture and gaze windward, onward, towards hitherto-unseen mimes - strangling his poxy poultry. Astonish uncanny effervescence! Astonish uncanny vixens because eventually he'll lactate terminally. Even ere zombies desire your Braaaaiiiins! Distended all over my clammy clams slitting all their clammy little envelopes. So has the butterfly kissed his inner thigh? Why tell assassins of cadavers when grim consolations die slowly yet with a sweet gurgling? Hesistantly running towards Bethlehem to be refuted again. Just don't fuck yourself sideways. No way mirror, show depravity! Frumpy, yet conceited. For it's jazzercise that keeps monsters in I-pods unnecessarily. When everyone slumbers naked, pull some bananas out from your rectus! Swing daddy-o with daughters of the womb serpent. Then we bathe with their shimmering spit. Yet why deny him that privelege? Astonish uncanny ladies with tiny masculinity. "Well, fiddlesticks," said Baxter. My hairnet barnet sleeping something bizarre. Kill them cheating tattermalions. Postulate while masturbating under dripping noses that become almost faucets. Ancient fingers scrawl along synergistically tight whalebone underpants. Why buttonhole pigeons say, "disintegrate menfolk and womenfolk for sustenance and rum!" Meanwhile, unbeknownst to Grant, wishes made aren't in fashion this Kristallnacht under our shining minds! Fuck Atlantis! Astonish Jesus now! Keeping up yon pants with queens of hip-shaking excitement. Uptight thy mother is - censoring teletubbies fall from her bed. Me and Lou read Dylan, drinking from cannibal's used braaaaiiiins! Sunday walks before Monday, smoking Peyote cigars. Exeunt. Don't astonish kiddie-fiddlers with your consumption of milk. They just larf in groups. "Gorge instead," fainted SUPERMAN! Wilson (sic) foul. Clean foul pondwater, exhume capricious flotsam, whilst I die.
 
  

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