BARBELITH underground
 

Subcultural engagement for the 21st Century...
Barbelith is a new kind of community (find out more)...
You can login or register.


Do you believe in female ejaculation?

 
 
alas
15:44 / 16.12.04
A quick search of the convo revealed to me no thread on this topic, although obviously I may be inept. I know we had a paean to the clitoris a while back . . .

So, 'lithers who identify as women: what are your experiences with this oft-denied but oft-experienced phenomenon?

I can tell you that I found a way just this year of having one any time I want. ... If you're interested . . .
 
 
Sekhmet
16:08 / 16.12.04
Are we talking ejaculation per se, or orgasm in general?

I've been a little weirded out by the concept of female ejaculation ever since a group of friends rented a porn film called "Rain Woman"...
 
 
Papess
16:12 / 16.12.04
Do I believe in female ejaculation?

More than I believe in God.
 
 
Cheap. Easy. Cruel.
17:05 / 16.12.04
I was never sure about it until a woman I was sleeping with did this. I was sucking on her clit while stimulating her G-spot with my finger when it happened. I was quite surprised when it happened, at first I thought it might have been a bit of urine escaping because of vaginal contractions. However, the ejaculate was slick as opposed to watery, so I knew it wasn't urine.

In short, I am a believer!
 
 
Cheap. Easy. Cruel.
17:27 / 16.12.04
Oh yes, the tooling. I find that a hand-cranked egg-beater, a power toothbrush, three midgets, and a saddle are usually helpful. Or perhaps that is just my very overactive imagination...
 
 
diz
17:40 / 16.12.04
i don't know that everyone can do it, but there are definitely women who can. one of them showed me her sheets.
 
 
ibis the being
17:43 / 16.12.04
I can tell you that I found a way just this year of having one any time I want. ... If you're interested . . .

Well, spill.
 
 
alas
18:27 / 16.12.04
Ok, so, at least someone wants to know how I do it?

(This feels a little like the scene in Annie Hall when woody allen asks an older couple how they stay together, and they reply, "We have a large, vibrating egg.")

Quite simple, really, the "Hitachi Magic Wand" from this PROBABLY NOT WORK-SAFE SITE (although that page seems relatively mild, to me), with this nobbly "pleasure dome" attachment for said magic wand.

(FYI, The blowfish catalogue is my favorite--very funny writing and spot on, usually, in terms of the product's performance).

I was, obviously, talking about full-on ejaculation in the question. Not simple orgasm. I had one "big one" that I was aware of years ago, and I was embarrassed because I thought I had urinated. I could feel it "coming" so to speak and I let it happen. It wasn't until several years later that I found out this was a relatively undiscussed but fairly widespread phenomenon. It has to do with the female equivalent of the prostate gland, actually.

Well, ever since I started using this lovely Hitachi product--with or without my partner, who likes to watch--well, it's been easy. There are two speeds; start low, and then move high. It works every time for me. Every time. I do recommend a folded up towel, however, if you are in bed and planning to sleep there afterwards.

Some women can produce about an 8 oz. cup of ejaculate / orgasm, which I believe, based on personal experience. Men, by contrast, typically only produce about 2 oz., max, of ejaculate. According to The Clitoral Truth, by Rebecca Chalker. She also reports that it's quite likely that all women with an intact prostate equivalent produce at least a little ejaculate when they have orgasms, but it's lost in the fluidic shuffle, so to speak...

So I'm a believer. (And, hell, its certainly a god-dess worth believing in!)
 
 
alas
18:29 / 16.12.04
(oops, the second link doesn't work, because I messed up, but actually, you have to scroll down to both the hitachi wand which is a few vibrators down on the linked page, and then, if you scroll down a little further, like two items further down, you'll find the blue "pleasure dome" attachment. Sorry for any distress this failed link may have caused . . .)
 
 
■
18:37 / 16.12.04
I find a well-buttered crumpet works wonders.
 
 
Cheap. Easy. Cruel.
18:39 / 16.12.04
Wow, very cool. I have been wondering about the Magic Wand. I have used various other products with my gf and we have gotten the best results from a vibrating egg. However, the insulation on the cord going from the battery box to the egg itself seems prone to coming out of the egg, exposing bare wires. This has never caused any sort of shock, but it is a bit disturbing. We will have to get one of these wands and try it out. Thanks for the info.
 
 
alas
19:02 / 16.12.04
I admit I could be a spokesperson for the wand, which we've nicknamed "the orgasmatron." It's just so damned reliable. The first time I used it I wanted to tell the whole world about it. I want every woman to have one...

Since my ejaculations are now so real to me, it just feels to me like every woman really ought to have them. Which, of course, is probably not true. But when I feel it happening, I feel it in the arches of my feet, oddly enough, and a kind of pressure building up in my cunt, basically, but it does feel kind of like I'm just suddenly going to piss uncontrollably--enough so that I'm sure I held back from it, in the past, concerned that I was going to lose control of my bladder. But now that I have had so many, I think I'm ready to become an evangelist. . . .

Is this how fundamentalism gets started? Could I be a female-ejaculate fundamentalist?
 
 
Papess
19:25 / 16.12.04
PREACH IT SISTA!

Praise be, to the female ejaculation.
 
 
Cheap. Easy. Cruel.
20:00 / 16.12.04
Is this how fundamentalism gets started? Could I be a female-ejaculate fundamentalist?

If you are, would you have to reject and belittle those who didn't believe or practice?

That is pretty much what my GF describes when I ask her what it feels like on the rare occasion I am able to get her to that point (ejaculation).
 
 
HCE
20:28 / 16.12.04
I feel so left out.
 
 
Elegant Mess
20:30 / 16.12.04
Maybe you should start a "Do you believe in male ejaculation?" thread, Dwight.
 
 
Sekhmet
20:36 / 16.12.04
it's quite likely that all women with an intact prostate equivalent produce at least a little ejaculate when they have orgasms, but it's lost in the fluidic shuffle

I think I know what she's talking about. Maybe.

I admit I could be a spokesperson for the wand

Are you saying you're not?
 
 
HCE
21:33 / 16.12.04
A) Ahem. I am not male.
B) There's somebody who disbelieves in male ejaculation?
 
 
TeN
02:47 / 17.12.04
why is it that female sexuality is so weird?
I mean - can't it be as simple as male sexuality?
all your cycles, and different types of arousal, and sometimes ejaculating, sometimes not - it's so confusing. us guys need a fucking manual or something to keep up.
for men, it's much simpler - get naked -> produce erect penis, rub erect penis -> produce semen.
 
 
Sean the frumious Bandersnatch
03:06 / 17.12.04
There's somebody who disbelieves in male ejaculation?

Yes, there is.
 
 
bio k9
03:48 / 17.12.04
Thats because he's moving his hand around with nothing in it.
 
 
Papess
07:53 / 17.12.04
Priceless, BioK9.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
09:57 / 17.12.04
Bio, can't you tell he's got a big juicy dick in there?

TeN, I used to agree with you. My analogy was that men are like drums (if you beat on them in a steady, rhythmic fashion, you'll get a useable beat) and women are like guitars. But, in fact, this is a remnant of Slave Mentality. Male sex parts are--can be I should say--a lot more complicated and, er, rewarding than that.
 
 
William Sack
12:57 / 17.12.04
"Rain Woman"? Is that the one where Ron Jeremy plays the Dustin Hoffman idiot savant?
 
 
alas
14:50 / 17.12.04
I'm not a spokesperson for the wand! I'm not! I promise! Really, Hitachi isn't paying me thousands of dollars to splash obscure bulletin boards with my Magic Wand (tm) testimonial! Really!

I can, however, tell you more about other fabulous Hitachi products . . . If you're interested in, say, 677MW supercritical boiler and steam- turbine generator units, for example . . .
 
 
Cheap. Easy. Cruel.
15:55 / 17.12.04
...If you're interested in, say, 677MW supercritical boiler and steam- turbine generator units...

Is that what the Magic Wand requires to power it? Now that is a heavy piece of hardware!
 
 
alas
20:40 / 17.12.04
Is that what the Magic Wand requires to power it? Now that is a heavy piece of hardware!

I tell you, it's not for the faint of, ummm, heart! And you might want to make sure your local power grid can handle it before you plug it in . . .
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
22:42 / 17.12.04
It has been referred to in my vicinity as "The Lawnmower".
 
 
akira
19:39 / 19.12.04
So theres no lawnmower-man you've met that can do this also?
 
 
lekvar
20:40 / 19.12.04
So, aside from the dampness, is there a significant difference in sensation between an orgasm and an orgasm accompanied by ejaculation?
 
 
Papess
22:34 / 19.12.04
Lekvar, IME...hell yeah!

Let me just say it is much, much, more intense and feels like a full-body-throttling kinda orgasm. The regular kind are good too, however, don't get me wrong. Also, it may vary from woman to woman.
 
 
Cheap. Easy. Cruel.
11:48 / 20.12.04
Speaking of vibrators and such... I have been trying to find either a vibrating captive bead ring or a curved barbell. If anyone knows of a place that sells them, please let me know.
 
 
alas
02:38 / 21.12.04
So theres no lawnmower-man you've met that can do this also?

There are several ways one might answer this question. . . fish, bicycle...

(What exactly are you asking?)
 
  
Add Your Reply