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Barbewocky!

 
 
Sekhmet
15:12 / 16.12.04
(with apologies to Lewis Carroll, and thanks to Sean the frumious Bandersnatch for the inspiration.)


BARBEWOCKY


'Twas Monday, and the fiction suits
Did muse and mumble in the Barb;
All quiet was the Policy
And Books talked of Orson Scott Card.

"Beware the Head Shop, new member!
The tense will bite, the clause will catch!
Beware worktime spent in Conversation,
Or the Switchboard coffee clatsch!"

Ze took hir verbal swords in hand
And for debate in Music sought.
Ze rested in the Temple green
And stayed awhile in thought.

And as in gnostic threads ze strayed,
The Barbewock, with words of flame
Came trolling through Laboratory,
Causing outrage as it came.

One-two! One-two! and through and through
Hir verbal weapons knifed and forked!
Ze got a longer user name
And a mention in Quotes (after Morque).

"And hast thou slain the Barbewock?
Join Gathering! Or share your views
On the X-Men fray, in Comics today,
Or in Convo, we'll talk about shrews!"

'Twas Monday, and the Arts forum
Was the quietest one in the Barb;
Creation wailed for the lost Blue Book
While Film geeked on Jean Luc Picard.



Fin.
 
 
astrojax69
19:34 / 16.12.04
frabjous!!
 
 
Sean the frumious Bandersnatch
19:44 / 16.12.04
Not too shabby, Sekhmet. I enjoyed it, but I'll enjoy anything that has to do with Lewis Carroll.

What is this Barbewock, and why would anyone want to kill it? Why can't we all just hang out? He sounds like a manxome guy to me.

We really should put "Beware the Head Shop, new member!" on the front page of the site, along with some of the slogans from the "Barbelith=" thread. (Barbelith= The free toy in your box of Theory Crispies.)
 
 
Sekhmet
19:54 / 16.12.04
The really scary bit is that I typed out the original Jabberwocky, entirely from memory, to start with, and then started playing with it. I wonder why I can't remember important short-term things, like appointments and lunch dates, but I can carry around craploads of poetry and song lyrics for years...

Anyway, just a fun thing, nothing serious; I mucked about a bit too much with the meter and rhyme scheme. Originally I had some people's suit names in, but I took them all out for fear of causing offense - except for Morque, because that rhyme made me giggle.

I conceived of the Barbewock as a troll, being all bigoted and flamey and non-PC and pissing people off. Then our hero, the newbie, thrashes the bastard, and is welcomed with open arms by the loving Barbelites! Huzzah!

Ahem. I was bored at work today, is really the main thing.
 
 
Papess
20:05 / 16.12.04
This rocks. I am just loving it.
 
 
lekvar
21:34 / 16.12.04
Calloo! Callay! That made me chortle. Thanks for the happy moment.
 
 
iamus
22:47 / 16.12.04
If Barbelith had required reading, that would be high on the syllabus.
 
 
lekvar
00:36 / 17.12.04
I'm thinking this is front-page-of-the-new-wiki material.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
05:03 / 17.12.04
Oh yeah. We should have link to this in the posting window.
 
  
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