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Wasps (and other petty vilenesses)

 
  

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Sekhmet
16:04 / 16.12.04
Well, we were comparing wasps to the Alien earlier... I suppose this clinches it.

Maybe "cool" was the wrong word. "Interesting" might be better.

Or perhaps I'm a bit morbid.

Sorry.
 
 
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16:05 / 16.12.04
Smoothly you have a good point there. Is there a wasp anywhere so we can hear their side of the story?

i'm leaving this thread now,

Who do you think you are? Me?
 
 
King of Town
16:11 / 16.12.04
From above mentioned web page: 'Tarantula hawk stings are considered to be the most painful of any North American insect.' This is hardly a redeeming quality. I'm not comforted. Further: One researcher described the tarantula hawk’s sting this way: "To me, the pain is like an electric wand that hits you, inducing an immediate, excruciating pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except, perhaps, scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations. The pain for me lasted only about three minutes, during which time the sting area was insensitive to touch, i.e., a pencil point poked near the sting resulted only in a dull deep pressure pain."
I now live in fear of a previously unknown malignance. You enlish types are lucky that this tarantula hawk doesn't inhabit your bonnie shores. I live in a desert area of North America - the natural habitat of this abomination. I'll take the yellow variety over this wicked danger any day.

The King tries to calm his shaking hands enough examine his window and door looking for wasp-admitting holes...
 
 
Chiropteran
16:13 / 16.12.04
Ten points to Sekhmet's article, though, for providing the image of a female tarantula hawk wasp "scampering." I have nothing particularly against wasps, but I think perhaps the writer was being deliberately perverse.

~L
 
 
Sekhmet
16:14 / 16.12.04
Er... If it helps, I've never even seen one of these IRL, just on nature shows. And I also live in the American southwest. I don't think they're terribly common. Not like mud daubers or yellowjackets.
 
 
Ganesh
16:37 / 16.12.04
They're not trying to get out, they're trying to draw attention to themselves - to scare you. Using a magazine to guide them through the open portion is just playing into their sticky little hands.

Smoothly, this rings sooo true. Now that I think about it, there is a histrionic, attention-seeking quality to the waspy window-battering: "oooh, look at meee! I'm traaapped! Let me ooout!". Thing is, as soon as one actually ventures near the window, the micro-demon suddenly drops its charade, turns away from the light (significantly) and flies into the room, into one's face - with, according to previous accounts, the express intention of eating one's lip.

*shudder*

Downright evil. It shouldn't be allowed.
 
 
w1rebaby
16:41 / 16.12.04
Now that is a big fucking wasp if it can grab a tarantula by its leg and flip it over onto its back.
 
 
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16:46 / 16.12.04
She might seize the spider by a leg, flip it over on its back

Fuck. I didn't think there was a species of Wasp that would do that to a Tarantula.
 
 
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16:50 / 16.12.04
SNAP!
 
 
Ganesh
16:57 / 16.12.04
It must be emphasised, however, that hoverflies - despite looking a bit waspy - are very much on the side of good, and do not deserve our hatred. Here's a tame one, eating from someone's hand:



I post this because I suddenly recall a particularly traumatic early exposure to The Evil That Wasps Do. I must've been seven or eight, but reasonably entomologically aware; I knew my bees from my flies (ho ho). Anyway, I was in my parents' garden when I heard an urgent, high-pitched buzzing coming from the foot of a rose-bush. At first glance, it looked like a couple of hoverflies mating. Looking closer, I realised the back 'fly' wasn't a fly but a wasp, and it wasn't shagging the hoverfly but eating it - alive, from behind. The fly's abdomen was almost completely gone.

Disgusted, I dropped a stone on both insects - and vowed that I would devote my life to fighting wasps. It was a bit like Batman. Except that my parents didn't die.
 
 
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17:05 / 16.12.04
Disgusted, I dropped a stone on both insects - and vowed that I would devote my life to fighting wasps. It was a bit like Batman. Except that my parents didn't die.

Jesus Ganesh, now you are CREEPING ME OUT.


I googled 'biggest wasp' and got this page first. Read the replies.

I was looking for what I thought was the biggest Wasp in the world, it turned out that it was a Hornet, which led me here.

I'm all buzzed out now.
 
 
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17:18 / 16.12.04
 
 
Ganesh
21:36 / 16.12.04
I'm creeping you out, Vahku? How about issuing some sort of warning

before

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... this?

It's an obscenity! It Shouldn't Be!
 
 
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21:38 / 16.12.04
Sorry Ganesh.
 
 
Ganesh
23:36 / 17.12.04
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na



!
 
 
Ganesh
09:43 / 18.07.05
Bumping this because the other wasp-thread has got my nerves jangling again. Coincidentally (coincidentally? I think not!) a stealth-wasp has had to be despatched from the kitchen, where it was silently creeping along the windowsill, looking for lips to bite.
 
 
Sax
11:12 / 18.07.05
Just spent a good few minutes pondering over the first post in this thread, trying to remember who had the fiction suit "Charles Darwin" and which thread Ganesh was quoting from.

Popping out for some air, now.
 
 
Triplets
11:17 / 18.07.05
The wasps are currently trying to construct a forward outpost under the roof tiles of the kitchen. Directly below my bedroom window. My mum went up there yesterday with about four cans of Waspfucker but I am ever vigilante of the horde.
 
 
skolld
18:12 / 18.07.05
googled 'biggest wasp' and got this page first. Read the replies

This is the biggest Wasp i've seen, insert shameless plug for my artwork here

I have to say though, i really like most insects, and my fascination for them far outways any fear i could possibly have of them.
 
  

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