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15:26 / 10.12.04

What it says in the summary.

I'm starting with one that inspired me to make the thread :

Biff "Fucking" Tannen

It makes me smile. You can say usernamesnames from now, usernames that you can remember from any time in the past, or even usernames from other sites if you think they deserve a mention.

I feel the need to chuckle.

Jack Fear

15:40 / 10.12.04

We've had out disagreements, but I still think Bill Posters has a great name. Poor Bill. He Will Be Prosecuted, you know.

I always liked Bastard, BASTARD Hangover, too—the name as well as the concept behind the suit.

Spatula Clarke

16:35 / 10.12.04

I always liked the change from Tyrone Shoelaces to Tryone Theyretastylaces.

Papess

17:06 / 10.12.04

Three of my favourites that always tickle me are:

Lick My Plums Bitch - I really don't need to explain this one, I am sure. It just rocks and makes me grin. *g*

Dead Crunchy Pirate - It's a bit emabrrassing, but I repeat this name over and over, I like the way it bounces. It's got rhythm. It also reminds me of this cereal, which was my fave as a kid and kept me bouncing off walls throughout the morning.

Bloody Chicklets - Took me a while to get, then I remembered the first time I ever punched someone in the face.

Tezcatlipoca

17:18 / 10.12.04

Goodness Gracious Meme always tickles me. Not literally, of course.

Mazarine

22:35 / 10.12.04

I always thought Tao Jones was awfully clever, way back when. And the name gingerbop has always made me smile, because it's just awfully cute.

ibis the being

22:39 / 10.12.04

I really liked A Wedding. I don't know why, it just had a nice sound and poetic density.

doglikesparky

23:06 / 10.12.04

Spatula Clarke, your name makes me laugh.

Benny the Ball

06:25 / 11.12.04

Yeah, Spatula Clarke made me smile the first time I pronounced Spatula as Spat-two-lar Also For ages I read Dogslikesparky as dogs lick pikeys, and found it quite a plesant idea, conjoured a happy image of a dog wagging its tail licking the hand of its caravan owning owner.

8===>Q: alyn

10:32 / 11.12.04

I thought Queue Way Yell Why Yen and quaalyne were both jolly good.

w1rebaby

10:40 / 11.12.04

Harrison Ford in a battlesuit, wheels for feet, knives and guns.

Ganesh

10:53 / 11.12.04

Ho Garden.

Warewullf

11:13 / 11.12.04

Who's your Tzaddi? came along right in the middle of my Kabbala phase and made me giggle.

Papess

16:48 / 11.12.04

[threadrot]
Ganesh: Ho Garden

I swear, I used to eat at a restaurant by that name. Their bird's nest soup was the best.
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Grand Panjandrum of the Pointless

19:08 / 11.12.04

Occam's Styptic Pencil.

Helmschmied

19:48 / 11.12.04

I thought Raelien Autopsy was pretty clever.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

21:23 / 11.12.04

Lurid Archive did the adjective noun thing first and he never ever ever ever lets me forget it. Ever.

Still funny though.

'Specially if you could see what he's got on his hard drive.

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00:32 / 12.12.04

Cool.

I also loved yawn. Oh! And also, the one that went something like Bedder Bed Head Dan Dead.

That was cool aswell.

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20:44 / 12.12.04

Deborah Harry Brigade

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

21:06 / 12.12.04

Deus Ex Mechagodzilla

and currently

Shaun The Frumious Bandersnatch

Glandmaster

23:13 / 12.12.04

what fridgemagnet said

Sean the frumious Bandersnatch

14:43 / 13.12.04

"The cat's iao" is a cool name that always brings a wierd visual to my mind (that of a kabbalistic kitten). "Suedey is SHOT FOR MEAT!" also brought a wierd visual to my mind, but not the good kind.

Oh, and thanks, Stoatie. The spelling is off, but I'm assuming that you were talking about me and not any previous Bandersnatch.

Spaniel

15:08 / 13.12.04

I'll second "Suedey is SHOT FOR MEAT". I like the read the words in capitals as a horrified yell.

I have to admit that I like pretty much all of A Wedding's incarnations, but then I do have a familial bias and
we have a similar sense of humour, so...
Your Mum: A pig, is one of my favs.

J'em'appelle Gambit also made me chuckle.

I know, I know, another one of my buds IRL.

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15:28 / 13.12.04

Your Mum: A pig

That tickled me too. I actually find myself looking forward to what he's going to call himself next.

Elegant Mess

16:45 / 13.12.04

"SING IT MUMMY" makes me laugh every time I see it. I think it's the capitals and the inexplicable inverted commas.

Spaniel

17:00 / 13.12.04

SING IT MUMMY

Yet another one of me mates. He's a funny bugger IRL.

The Falcon

21:15 / 13.12.04

I liked 'Fraely Boyce enjoys sexual mum'.

And 'Ho Garden', but only after it was explained.

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00:55 / 14.12.04

I can't believe I haven't mentioned that one yet. I had to double check the thread just to see if it was there.

Goodness Gracious Meme

01:48 / 14.12.04

fucking hell. I *hate* Pappuce. It's the most infuriating of a long and venerable line of infuriating names.

I liked 'mudded in the oozy bedhead'.

Bed Head

01:57 / 14.12.04

Wasn’t a barrel of laughs though, was it? But if it’s about names we *liked*, then Suavemente tejiendo had such a groovy vibe. It wasn’t gut-laugh funny, but it wore a sly smile and twinkled its eyes at you. Which is better.

And plums. Barbelith says yes! to plums.

Spaniel

18:34 / 14.12.04

Meme, I love to hate Pappuce, and you know that's the point.

I'm gonna have to second Fraely Enjoys Sexual Mum. Still makes me chuckle.

Goodness Gracious Meme

21:09 / 14.12.04

Boboss: I do know, and I truly salute his talent for the perfectly infuriating name.

But 'Pappuce' still=warrgggghhhhfhhfffgfgfgggghhh

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21:44 / 14.12.04

Maybe it's the wierd sense of humour thing I have.

Haus Of Pain

17:26 / 15.12.04

Any one remember The Hot Stink Of Anus, that still makes me laugh. I can almost smell it. Oh God no. Better go.

"MMMMMMUUUUUUUUMMMMMM"

"What"

"I DONE PAPPUCE AGAIN"

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

00:31 / 16.12.04

Since you mentioned other sites, I was always smitten with 'oid' from another part of the forest.

Harrison Battle suit etc...gets a definite thumbs up.

I really liked 'Chairman Maominstoat says Brian Aldridge is a Wanker' as a previous incarnation of the irrepressible Stoatman.

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