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Life is stupid > Let's destroy everything...

 
  

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Bastard
03:19 / 27.07.01
Look. The facts are simple. Humans are stupid. The world is fucked. No one deserves to survive. Lets destroy the universe.

Its easy.

I'll make a sigil with the intention that the universe is destroyed in one weeks time. Who cares how! Everyone wanks. The world ends. Simple.

Why wait until 2012? You'll only get ten more years of suffering.

You all loved the Invisibles, lets skip to the last page.
 
 
01
03:38 / 27.07.01
Sounds good. I'm in.
 
 
Bastard
03:56 / 27.07.01
Forward thinkers, that's what I like to see.
 
 
Mordant Carnival
04:14 / 27.07.01
But... I'll miss Buffy...
 
 
Blank Faced Avatar
04:20 / 27.07.01
Humans are destructive at the moment, I reckon we should just grow up some bio domes for spacecraft and leave momma Earth for phase two.
It'd explain why we sometimes think that ancient civilisations of great sophistication existed, but we don't find any of their artefacts - eg Atlanteans - a human culture discovers technology, cures diseases & empowers its citizens: And they realise that if they stay on the planet they consume it all, if only by sheer weight of numbers... So you do the decent thing, clean up all traces of your passing & fly the nest.
Momma Earth raised us well, time to strike out into the big bad cosmos & stop scabbing a living out of the old dear.
( Most cultures get away by going to cosmic university, but I don't think we're going to make the entrance criteria .. but we can still try to build an interstellar station wagon big enough to fit all our t-shirts & posters in, & find a cosmic bedsit.. it's not much, but at least it'll be ours - we can all take our drugs & rev our engines all night without getting up mom's nose. )
 
 
gman
07:40 / 27.07.01
I think the universe is a jolly nice place to live. On a quantum level, event itself is extremely unlikely, so thank your lucky stars you're not just part of a lifeless soup of unmoving hydrogen for countless millennia. What with the threat of asteroids, gamma ray bursts and George Bush, I don't really think we need any more negative vibes fucking things up, Mr. Bastard. Are you finding it hard to pull the ladies? Considered losing some weight and having a wash?
 
 
Jamieon
08:42 / 27.07.01
Silence, gman.

I'm with Bastard. We all want to know what those funny lickle machine elf chappies look like, so let's get to it.

Let's go interface with our lloigorlike, fifth dimensional uberselves.

I want a head like a squid.

fthngn.

[ 27-07-2001: Message edited by: Jamieon ]
 
 
nul
11:15 / 27.07.01
Why would I want to destroy the Universe because some transient species on a marble blue planet way off on the ridges of the Milky Way which just figured out how to build machines that superheat food a few years ago has a pinch of it's own declaring its fellows stupid?

You may be imperfect, but I'm a Bhodisattva of the universal ksjfiucu.

On that note, let's see the sigil then we'll decide if we are in or not.
 
 
gman
11:46 / 27.07.01
Jamieon, if you want to meet some machine elves, just take DMT like Terrence McKenna did (or drink a bottle of tequila, come to think of it). No need to destroy the universe to experience any of the other funky ultra-realities. The sprites can be tricky buggers, by the way.
 
 
Mr Tricks
09:19 / 28.07.01
yeah... just some some DMT or Salvia for that mater if you're not happy with the world...

Otherwise why don't you simply leave for those who ARE actually enjoying existance in SPACE/TIME...

<crochity Old Man voice>Kids these days...</crochity Old Man voice>

 
 
6opow
09:19 / 28.07.01
quote:Originally posted by Jamieon:
We all want to know what those funny lickle machine elf chappies look like, so let's get to it.

Let's go interface with our lloigorlike, fifth dimensional uberselves.


quote:Originally posted by gman:
No need to destroy the universe to experience any of the other funky ultra-realities.


If we should "destroy the universe," then there would be no machine elves or funky-fifth dimensional selves, now would there?
 
 
the Fool
11:32 / 28.07.01
I can't believe people are actually considering this. Does anything we are discussing here have any point? Maybe it doesn't, but I like to think I'm leaning something here. Reality isn't shit even if human are. And I don't believe human are shit, even if we can be stupid and cruel.

I think if you activated the sigil you would be simply ejected from this consensual reality experience. The universe would end for you but to us you'd just be an insane nutcase quivering on the floor. You wouldn't know the difference.

Anyway, I'm sure people have tried this before and it probably doesn't work because for consensual reality to end, I suspect, everyone in it has to stop believeing in it. You just snap off however many minds actually believe its over, the rest continue on. It happens all the time.

The world could end at any time, what's the point of hurrying it up. If your that bored why not go jump off a cliff. It really is the same thing.

[ 02-08-2001: Message edited by: better the Fool you know ]
 
 
Mordant Carnival
11:58 / 28.07.01
For my money such a sigil would do sweet fanny adams anyway, so why get aerated?

Think of all that great big wide universe out there, and think of li'l old us, armed with nothing but a biro and a specialist magazine.

I did one a while back to become a god, not because I thought I'd be immediately bounced several levels up the reality chain but just to see what it did. So far, not very much- except a certain hike in my magickal interests and abilities. Maybe it's just a sleeper....

[ 28-07-2001: Message edited by: Mordant Carnival ]
 
 
Jamieon
15:15 / 28.07.01
quote: yeah... just some some DMT or Salvia for that mater if you're not happy with the world...
Otherwise why don't you simply leave for those who ARE actually enjoying existance in SPACE/TIME...


Yes. That is right.


quote: If we should "destroy the universe," then there would be no machine elves or funky-fifth dimensional selves, now would there?


No.


quote: The world could end at any time, what's the point of hurrying it up. If your that bored why not go jump off a cliff. It really is the same thing.

Yes.
 
 
Lionheart
15:26 / 31.07.01
The humans are shit? That's a pretty stupid thing to say. Sure a lot of people are misinformed, ignorant, and unaware of anything around them but that doesn't apply to everybody. And human beings are just one species out of many! Why destroy the universe? I don't get it.
 
 
Ierne
18:06 / 31.07.01
I wish I could remember who it was that said one's Universe begins at birth and ends at death...
 
 
Ganesh
18:59 / 31.07.01
You're all mouth and no relatively oversized trousers. Do it. Destroy the Universe. Cum in my face.
 
 
Bastard
00:24 / 01.08.01
quote:Originally posted by Ganesh:
Do it. Destroy the Universe. Cum in my face.


Ganesh darling, I just make the sign. You have to destroy the universe. I'm not lifting a finger to help, I'll just make it possible for you.

Humans can be so stupid sometimes.
 
 
SMS
00:47 / 01.08.01
quote:Originally posted by Bastard:

Why wait until 2012? You'll only get ten more years of suffering.



Wasn't the sigil of the Invisibles to "unmake" the universe in 2012, rather than "destroy"? Is there a difference?
 
 
Jamieon
10:36 / 01.08.01
I say Bastard spreads his buns and eeks out his filthy clay all over the gasping, wanton, "please I neeeed to be vilified!" face of the human race.

Go on Bastard!

You know he wants it!

"ffthhgn" go the spluttering buttcheeks.
 
 
Ierne
11:37 / 01.08.01
It was Oscar Wilde...he was quoted by George Ives as saying, "Creation began when you were born...It will end on the day you die."
 
 
z3r0
12:35 / 01.08.01
Ierne: Which is the same as Marquis deSade ment when he said "Your body is the center of the Universe."

Since you're making a sigil to destroy the Universe, see if you can make other for me, that makes me find the coffee at the cantina always fresh, never re-heated, m'kay?

*returns to important business*
 
 
Ierne
13:28 / 01.08.01
Hmmm...the idea of Oscar Wilde and the Marquis De Sade locked in a room together "discussing" the nature of creation and the universe is so much more exciting than reading about some fuckwit who can't deal with hir reality and so decides to "Destroy the Universe".
 
 
mondo a-go-go
13:39 / 01.08.01
quote:Originally posted by Jamieon:

I want a head like a squid.



mmm...snogalicious.
 
 
Lionheart
15:06 / 01.08.01
Seriously, if you don't like the universe then bend your finger and kill yourself. Try to make it really bloody so we'll see you on the news.
 
 
Jamieon
15:18 / 01.08.01
Shut up, and pucker up.

I'm tossing off over my "anal rape the universe" sigil as we speak.

I don't want the universe destroyed anymore, I just want it sodomized. Is that really so bad?

No, of course not.

Maybe we can get bastard round to my way of thinking. C'mon Bastard, don't you think you're being a bit hard on the old place?
 
 
Ierne
16:03 / 01.08.01
Nice to know I'm not the only one thinking about Wilde & Sade.
 
 
Lionheart
13:13 / 02.08.01
Nah. Let's not have the universe sodomized. We like it too much. Let's take it "around the world".
 
 
Jamieon
13:25 / 02.08.01
But what if it wants to be sodomized?

I think it's gagging for it.
 
 
Jamieon
13:26 / 02.08.01
But what if it wants to be sodomized?

I think it's gagging for it.
 
 
nul
15:37 / 02.08.01
If you dislike humanity, why not just make a sigil to destroy the Earth?

Make the sun go supernova tommorow at dawn, just as the sun begins to spill over into Mecca... BOOM!
 
 
Jamieon
16:24 / 02.08.01
I think Bastard wants to destroy all life: any potential life that could be out there floating peacefully, cocooned in its nu golden age love bubbles, ready to emerge bright and gleaming, and ascend, transcending the hard cages of oldmind, floating beyond the veil of Malkuth into new vistas of love, light and nous.

Yep, he wants to destroy them.

Especially them.

Like any good bastard.

[ 02-08-2001: Message edited by: runt ]
 
 
Ierne
16:39 / 02.08.01
Fuck mate, if you're gonna put it in such namby-pamby, noo-agey terms...

I'd want to destroy it all too!

However, I think life's a bit more exciting than that, and so I'm all for keeping it around, shitty parts and all.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
17:23 / 15.06.05
But... I'll miss Buffy...
Aha! What's your excuse now Mordant? What's your excuse now?(and I don't think she wants to do a movie version, so we'll have none of that talk)
 
 
Nietzsch E. Coyote
19:13 / 15.06.05
The Serenity/Firefly movie?
 
  

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