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Bookish In-Jokes

 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
09:42 / 03.12.04
I love an in-joke or two. I just opened Alastair Reynolds' new book, Century Rain, and found what I assume is a wee chuckle for us literary geeks:

"The river flowing slowly under the Pont de la Concorde was flat and grey, like worn-out linoleum."

Which obviously has a Neuromancerishness about it...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
15:26 / 03.12.04
On a similarly skiffy tip, I liked the spaceship names in Ken MacLeod's "The Cassini Division"- a definite tip of the hat to his old mate Iain M Banks.
 
 
Grand Panjandrum of the Pointless
16:14 / 03.12.04
"Cheerly, Cheerly, then Lads. . . ."
"Excuse me, Captain, problem with the Euphroes again."
"Get O'Brian up here, then, if it's about Euphroes, he's the one to see."
"Hey t'en, Pat. Scribblin' again are ye? More Sea Stories?" Not only does O'Brian know all there is to know and more 'pon the Topick of Euphroes, and Rigging even more obscure,- he's also the best Yarn Spinner in all the Fleets.

from Mason and Dixon, by Thomas Pynchon
 
 
bjacques
17:50 / 03.12.04
Haha! I really need to read Mason & Dixon again, especially when I finally finish the last of Neal Stephenson's Baroque Cycle, which has plenty of in-jokes, bookish and otherwise.
 
 
Lord Morgue
10:05 / 04.12.04
There was this one series, it may have been by Robert Thurston, I only read the last book, and the author got very silly indeed. It was a sort of Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court deal, and in this last installment, the sorceror who was the recurring villain managed to deduce that he was a character in a book. Narrator: "Uh oh." What followed was an all-out war between author and villain, with characters from his other books being dragged in, hastily-written-in bowling balls rolling off high shelves and knocking the sorceror out, and far too much complaining about having had to write Battlestar Galactica novelisations. I think finally the author tricked the villain into transporting himself into the real world, where his magic didn't work and his claims of sorcerous might got him thrown in the nearest lunatic asylum. But the villain got out, realised a latent genius for business, bought out the publisher, fired the author, and wrote the last chapter.
Did anyone read the novelisation of Gremlins 2? At the point in the film where the Gremlins take over the movie, and if you're watching in a theatre, Hulk Hogan beats them up, and on video, John Wayne shoots them, in the book, the "Brains" gremlin locks the writer in the bathroom and takes over for a while, until the author breaks out with an axe.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:36 / 04.12.04
Not so much an in-joke, more a "trick book", but Morgue's post hgas reminded me of Martin Millar's masterful Tank Girl novelisation.

Having accepted the job, and then having realised the film is awful, it seems Mr Millar was left with no choice other than to write an entirely different, more Millar-esque story, about a bunch of people in a bar, and all their interpersonal relationships/conflicts. One of the people is Tank Girl, who is passed out drunk over a table. Every couple of chapters she wakes up and continues telling her drunken anecdote (which is the movie), only to be shouted down by the other characters telling her what a crap story it is.

Really, it's ace.
 
 
Lord Morgue
00:50 / 05.12.04
Oh yeah, that was brilliant- wasn't the first line "I hate Tank Girl"?
Ellis Weiner's novelisation of the godawful Howard the Duck movie was a triumph of style over source material- beginning with a dissertation on how much you could read into both Human and Duck cultures by examination of the armchairs that Howard began and ended his space journey in, which, as it turns out, was "not much", to a GQ-style interview with the scientist character about his fashion sense and choice of ensemble, to a high altitude oxygen-deprivation fantasy of Howard's during the ultralight flight about him and the scientist being in a television series where they would travel from town to town in the ultralight, helping people and getting in bar brawls, until one day the scientist gets involved with a woman that Howard KNOWS is bad news, but the scientist is in love, angry words are exchanged, and even though Howard is proved right in the end, things are never quite the same between them, there's that underlying anger poisoning their relationship, and Howard comes to wauughing "Buddy, she wasn't worth it!", while the scientist is all "What the fuck?"
Oh, and the narrator (not any of the characters) keeps arguing with the author. Don't ask.
 
  
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