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Epitaphs - What It Says On The Tomb

 
 
Alex's Grandma
21:08 / 30.11.04
What you'd have on your headstone, anyway.

I would like;

" How many more times ? There's no such thing as the Easter Bunny. "
 
 
■
21:25 / 30.11.04
"It'll be your turn soon, so stop DICKING AROUND."
 
 
alas
22:14 / 30.11.04
One size fits all.
 
 
electric monk
03:03 / 01.12.04
I TOLD you it was loaded!
 
 
XXII:X:II = XXX
04:54 / 01.12.04
I'll preface my own with what I heard Dustin Hoffman say were his two favorites on "60 Minutes" the other night:

"I knew this was going to happen"

and

"I'd like to thank my mother and father, for without them I could never have made it this far."

As for myself, knowing full well this is merely an exercise in ego, which comes to me fairly easily, the first thing that comes to mind is song lyrics:

Hope you're happy
Found what you're looking for
Do you miss me
Miss me at all?

---Oingo Boingo, "Spider"

The other option being, "No, I do not accept Haus as my Lord and Savi--URK!" Or is that more like famous last words?

/+,
 
 
Unencumbered
06:20 / 01.12.04
I saw one the other day that I loved:

"Today I'm dead. Tomorrow I'll be eating your brain."
 
 
No star here laces
06:35 / 01.12.04
"Full of potential"
 
 
Grey Area
08:07 / 01.12.04
"Free bait"
 
 
Triplets
09:01 / 01.12.04
"Took the other guy with me"
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
09:07 / 01.12.04
"Full of potential" - I like that.

"I was dead for millions of years before I was alive, and it never inconvenienced me at all."
 
 
Unencumbered
10:02 / 01.12.04
"I was dead for millions of years before I was alive, and it never inconvenienced me at all."

The version of this that I heard was, "I was dead for millions of years before I was alive, and it never inconvenienced me at all. This, on the other hand, sucks."
 
 
The Prince of All Lies
10:31 / 01.12.04
Anything but "Impotence spokesman",,,
I'd probably choose "See you soon"
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
13:23 / 01.12.04
How about just plain "Shit!"
 
 
Brigade du jour
18:04 / 01.12.04
I like Billy Connolly's idea - have it in really tiny writing in the middle of headstone so you have to get right up close to read it - "YOU'RE STANDING ON MY BALLS".
 
 
Liger Null
23:53 / 01.12.04
She's Hot
She's Sexy
She's Dead
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:24 / 02.12.04
"Yeah, like you could do better!"
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:25 / 02.12.04

"...and just when I finally started to read The Never Ending Story...."
 
 
Triplets
10:51 / 02.12.04
"Going Down"
 
 
Triplets
10:52 / 02.12.04
"I might be dead, but I'm still the life and soul of the party!"
 
 
Jack Fear
11:10 / 02.12.04
"Nice Shoes."
 
  
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