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Not-so Secret Santa's

Benny the Ball

09:16 / 23.11.04

Okay, might be a bit early for a christmas theme, but what the hell, It's Stoaties birthday, it's nearly thanks giving, so I'm feeling generous.

The point is - which Barbelither, and what's the gift, simple as that, pure imaginary good will and love or something. So what's your gift going to be?

Bed Head

09:26 / 23.11.04

When I saw it was your birthday the other day, I went and dug this out for you, Benny. But it seems there’s not much call for be-bop beat speed freak kicks these days, daddio, and by the time I’d managed to score a half-decent pic, the thread has sunk. So I’ll be saving it for Christmas. Assuming you don’t change your name.

Benny the Ball

09:42 / 23.11.04

Why thank you dear boy - does it come in bubblegum flavour?

For Stoatie, as it's his birthday, and I didn't actually put anything in the first post, I give you this - to really get the party swinging.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

11:18 / 23.11.04

BOSSA!
BOSSA!
BOSSABOSSABOSSABOSSABOSSA!
Truly, rock IS dead.

Olulabelle

21:04 / 23.11.04

All these image(inary) gifts are truly overwhelming, what gracious people. However, topically an email in my inbox this morning made me want to add actual secret santa-ing to this thread.

You too can internetly secret santa someone if you want to.*

*And have some sort of blog, since the idea is you are allocated a person, you read their blog and then send them a gift on the basis of what you read (and their wishlist on Amazon). Which is lovely and inspiring and makes you feel all Christmassy but also, just as wickedly you also get a gift in return.

Papess

22:39 / 23.11.04

I did this in my lj last year.

Solitare Rose: Again, this year I am giving you Ringolos. Hmm, maybe a Ringolo Pie!...which actually sounds quite gross, but you SR, might like it.

Bitter Suite: definately a redhead. Actually just the hair...okay a wig. You need sexy hair to match those sexy legs Dah-link!

Goodness Gracious Meme: a poster of Annie Sprinkle

Grey Area: This rare collection of twenty-five rejected Dr.Suess books

Our Lady Has Lost All Hope: a pedicure and manicure that comes with a gazillion dazzling colours of O.P.I nailpolish.

Bearo: a trained bear in a kilt who can play bagpipes when you are feeling homesick.

Sally Dammerung: a tickle trunk....full of tickles!(CAUTION! Use sparingly. Over use of tickles may cause injury or even death!)

Sekmhet: 40 Reasons Why Whores are my Heros - Another poster, not of, but by Annie Sprinkle

Chiropteran

14:18 / 24.11.04

Benny, your Christmas wish from this thread is now granted.

Sent by Santa,

~Lepidopteran

Sekhmet

16:56 / 24.11.04

Awwww, BarbeLillith, you shouldn't have...

(*giggle*)

Papess

17:12 / 24.11.04

It was my pleasure, Sekhmet.

And Benny, this post is for you, too! Merry Christmas!

Grey Area

07:58 / 25.11.04

BarbeLillith, those are divine, and shall have pride of place on the Big Shelf in the living-room, where they will edify and educate every visitor to the room.

I haven't finished shopping yet, but so far I've got the following for the following:

BedHead:

BarbeLillith:

Bitchiekittie:

Haus:

Von Kobra:

Lord Morgue:

Loomis

09:02 / 25.11.04

How did you get Graham Norton onto that boat, Grey Area?

Grey Area

09:11 / 25.11.04

Surely the question you should be asking is 'How do you keep Graham Norton off a ship full of hulky men, eating and sleeping on top of each other as the vessel gets pitched up and down, up and down...?"

Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns

09:18 / 25.11.04

I'd buy these for MacGyver:

And this jacket for Copey's Sock:

Seth

10:36 / 25.11.04

I'm going to give Flyboy the magico-religious secrets imparted unto me by Adam, The First Man, my father.

To Illmatic I offer all my skank, from now until the end of time.

To Haus I bring an Avon Cosmetics Hedgehog (ACH), for they are both full of huggles and adventurers in Blakes Seven.

For Jack the Bodiless I bring a DVD. Hope he likes it.

Papess

20:43 / 26.11.04

More cyber-gifts...

Izabelle in mourning: These must feel awesome.

Buk: I don't know why, but I think you might like this.

Hmm, linking to the gifts is almost like cyber-wrapping paper.

Baz Auckland: To go with your awesome hat.

Toksik: Similar to Baz's gift, but different.

Qalyn: Something to wear about while seizing super-villians and helping little old ladies acrosas the street.

Baz Auckland

03:00 / 27.11.04

Thanks May!

For you: Our Lady of the Harbour, a lovely house on the river, with Leonard Cohen associated coolness!

8===>Q: alyn

08:00 / 27.11.04

BarbeLillith! Awesome!

Thanks to BarbeLillith, for Christmas I am going to give you all crime-free streets and a less evil galaxy.

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

03:11 / 28.11.04

Barbelillith, one of the odd things I used to eat in my tenage years was this horrid little Midwest confection called a "Taco Pie."

No, you sick people...it was a bunch of Doritos crunched up on the bottom of a bowl, with taco meat on top of it, and so on. It was SO Midwest that when I think about it now, I'm amazed I grew where they served that in restaurants.

8===>Q: alyn

07:30 / 28.11.04

Bwa ha ha ha hah aha haha ha ha ha!

You said "Taco Pie"!

Goodness Gracious Meme

00:17 / 29.11.04

Barbelilith: wow. I'm so impressed. That's one of my best presents *ever*. Can you speak to my parents about gift-buying please?

aus

02:00 / 29.11.04

I'm sure "Chili Pie" available at Sonic is very similar to the taco pie you remember:
http://www.sonicdrivein.com/menu/favesAndCraves.jsp

bitchiekittie

13:29 / 29.11.04

aw, grey area, thanks - you're the best! it's nice when your gift givers prove that they pay attention. BITCHIN!

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