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New Servitor - Task: Urban Scout and Guide

 
 
charrellz
03:38 / 19.11.04
I'm gonna give the long version so that credit can be given where it's due. Late last night I requested some help from I.M.P. and was somewhat saddened when no happy bees inspired me before the deadline. Perhaps there was some displeasure regarding the substitution of honey. Regardless, a bee just came by to drop off an idea. Many people on the board (myself included) are very interested in Parkour, and now we have a helper.

I'll leave naming and graphics production up to other people, but I do have a general visual and the usage figured out. (And if you think I'm just being lazy by not naming it, I really shouldn't be allowed to name anything. All I can think of are the same two names I tried to give a cat earlier today: Nostradamus and Chimpbot5000)

Right, on to the servitor. This helpful friend is a cheerful B-boy chimpanzee, complete with old school Adidas jumpsuit with a hole for the tail. As you go on a Freerun or a drift, this servitor will run ahead and check out the area, always staying just ahead of you to help you see the best route. He'll be certain to point out any particular ojects of importance along the way, as well as blow his airhorn to clear out crowded areas for you. He enjoys offerings of hip hop and bananas. Also, this little fellow is easily upgraded. The more he is used, the more places he learns and the better his advice gets. Eventually he'll be the most knowledgeable source for urban navigation. Oh, and in homage to the founders of Parkour, he chitters with a distinctly French accent.

Please help me name this helpful friend and give him a happy little sigil too. And thanks again I.M.P.!
 
 
XXII:X:II = XXX
06:20 / 19.11.04
Hanuman comes to mind, etymologically close to Ham, one of the first American astrochimps. Two names with a common theme also popped into my head: Hawkeye (for obvious reasons) and Hawksmoor (after Jack of The Authority, a being of the city; his first name could be taken from the legend of Spring-Heeled Jack, who I believe wore Seven League Boots to cover great distances). The hawk theme seems to point towards Horus, so why not call him Horace? Maybe MC Horace Ham to hiphop him up? Mythology buffs, help me out here: is there some commonality between Horus and Hanuman not immediately obvious to the untrained eye?

What was the name of the main chimp in that Matthew Broderick movie Project X, the one where they'd teach chimps to fly flight simulators then bombard them with radiation to see how long they'd be able to carry out a mission? He actually flies them all home to the jungle at the end. Seems he's an appropriate basis for such a servitor.

/+,
 
 
LykeX
08:44 / 19.11.04
Since Horus is a hawk, he's related to the wind, right? If I remember my mythology right, Hanuman is the son of Vayu, the wind god.
 
 
illmatic
09:01 / 19.11.04
I wouldn't have said there was any commonality between Horus and Hanuman I'm afraid. Pretty different points of origin.
 
 
Sekhmet
12:41 / 19.11.04
Vlad, I skimmed through your post a bit too fast and somehow read "MC Hamhawk". I'm so cracking up. It reminds me simultaneously of Hammer and MC Hawking... the mental image I get is an urban Porky Pig in a levitating wheelchair, though, which is a far cry from the chimp.

Charrelz, this is a great idea.

I kind of like Ham. How would you pronounce that in French? Wouldn't it kind of come out sounding like "Om"?
 
 
Sekhmet
12:47 / 19.11.04
Oh, and this is a fine point, but... chimpanzees don't have tails. Chimps are apes, not monkeys.

Maybe he should be something with a tail, though. Prehensile tails would be enormously useful in an urban environment...
 
 
Sekhmet
13:08 / 19.11.04
Or perhapes Jacques.


Sorry for triple posting. I'm going to go do something else now.
 
 
XXII:X:II = XXX
06:37 / 20.11.04
Just because actual chimps don't have tails doesn't mean this fellow couldn't.

The homonymity between "om" and "homme" is not to be overlooked, "homme," for the francophonically-impaired, being French for "man." Which brings us back to Hanuman, I'd think. There was a name with "man" in it that occurred to me earlier, but I am drunk and tired so it escapes me. But now we have the wind element being introduced. Maybe our little character rides a sailboard?

/+,
 
 
Papess
16:05 / 20.11.04
I kind of like Ham. How would you pronounce that in French?

uhm...jambon
 
 
Simulacra
13:14 / 25.11.04
This an interesting idea. I'd like the guy to be really curious and able to find new places that even the seasoned urban explorer wouldn't find.

I get flashes from that Air video "Sexy boy".
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
18:39 / 25.11.04
Hmm. The monkey image really works. Maybe with an X-style bandolier of useful urban bits and pieces. I agree that the tail would be enormously useful.

The "MC Horace Ham" name sounds just damn funky. It can also be put as:

MC=H(squared) (replacing the E for an H, if you switched that around you get Relativity)

...or is that just too strange and geekish?
 
 
madhatter
18:26 / 26.11.04
what does H mean in scienceish?
 
 
Papess
18:35 / 26.11.04
what does H mean in scienceish?

Hydrogen.
 
 
XXII:X:II = XXX
05:24 / 27.11.04
Only in chemistry. If we're framing it in the context of quantum physics, is H a common abbreviation for some concept?

/+,
 
 
Papess
09:15 / 27.11.04
Planck's constant. It is denoted by h. "H" meaning harmonic, I think. As in "SHM", simple harmonic motions.
 
 
XXII:X:II = XXX
06:50 / 28.11.04
So would H(squared) be a harmonic convergence? You could consider the intersections of streets as such, or even the concept of a city itself. Seems to me we've got a winner there.

/+,
 
 
Lord Morgue
06:25 / 29.11.04
Except H is also heroin and you don't want a junkie monkey.
Spider monkeys have tails and are plenty more agile than chimps. Spider monkey!
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
00:21 / 30.11.04
I fully endorse the spider monkey.

The my suggestion for the equation was as a short hand useage. Something to fit on a talisman/amulet/sacred keychain/whatever. Sort of a self-encompassing short hand sigil/sign/symbol.
 
 
XXII:X:II = XXX
19:27 / 30.11.04
Morgue, I think you just wanted to use the phrase "junkie monkey."

If we're going in the direction of a spider monkey, then why not make him the ultimate urbanite, Spider-Monkey! Wise-cracking (in French, fine), able to get crosstown in ridiculously short amounts of time, dodging subpoenas from The Amazing Spider-Ham's attorneys.

/+,
 
 
Lord Morgue
09:32 / 01.12.04
Cool, like Batroc. Coolest Captain America villain EVAR. Well, except for M.O.D.O.K., obviously.
 
 
trouser the trouserian
10:11 / 01.12.04
Here's a suggestion: Saiyuuki the Japanese title of the v. popular 70's show wherein the Monkey-god escorted the priest Tripitaka to India, based on the novel Hsi yu ch'i ['Record of a journey to the west'].

Monkey could summon a pink cloud (on which he travelled) by waving his fingers in front of his mouth and whistling. Here's a description of Monkey's powers from a fan site:

"He is king of the monkeys, a stone monkey born of a stone egg formed at the beginning of creation, as the introductory narrative relates. His nature is 'irrepressible' and he is the archetypal larrikin - rude, boisterous, boastful, pushy, argumentative and impatient. He calls himself 'Great Sage Equal of Heaven' and has magic powers such as the ability to transform into insects, humans (male or female), animals and even inanimate objects like pills. By plucking a hair from his chest and blowing on it, he can make either a whole army appear or create a double of himself or some other magic trick. In addition, he can detect the presence of demons by smelling them, an ability that is particularly handy and which no-one else has. He was cast out of heaven after eating the fruit of immortality, annoying the gods and irritating Buddha. For that he was imprisoned for 500 years under a mountain and only released to help Tripitaka. He is immortal and indestructible, as was amply illustrated in one episode where he attempted suicide by going out into space, then hurling himself into the Earth. All that happened was that he made a large crater but was quite unharmed. His other magic attribute is his cloud-flying. When in a tight spot or in a hurry, he simply whistles up his cloud, a fluffy pink object which pops out of nowhere in the sky. On this he leaps and off he flies."
 
 
Sekhmet
12:48 / 01.12.04
The pink fluffy cloud thing isn't very urban hiphop...
 
 
LykeX
12:59 / 01.12.04
He could just have a skateboard with a picture of a fluffy cloud on it. It could be his magical sidekick. A sentient skateboard. It does tricks all on it's own!
 
 
trouser the trouserian
13:23 / 01.12.04
Skateboards do seem to be popular
 
 
Sekhmet
13:40 / 01.12.04
Brilliant!

Where the heck did Charrelz go, anyway? Ze just turned us loose on this idea and now we have a poor confused amorphous half-chimp half-spider-monkey part-Japanese skateboarder with half a tail and too many names.
 
 
charrellz
15:54 / 01.12.04
I haven't thought of anything very useful to say, though I like the direction things seem to be going. I am highly pro-spider monkey, I only said chimp before because of the face I was picturing.

Anyone had any luck using hir yet? Ze seems quite good for finding neat spots, they just tend to be beyond my physical abilities (and I've got the bruised knee, cut hands, and muddy sneakers to prove it). Perhaps we need to work on helping our monkey realize the limitations of humans?

Though I suppose my problems could be due to using a 'prototype' without a name or proper visual, and half-assed offerings (I can't stand bananas, or spell them). Come to think of it, I think that one wall was just that durned monkey taunting with me.
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
18:24 / 01.12.04
Maybe we should be utilizing hir in more of a trance/loa-riding manner? What sort of offerings would you make to a hip-hop spider-monkey, anyway? Pouring libations seems a touch formal, though I suppose "dropping" pennies and bits of food around the city might work, if they're conesecrated beforehand...though that brings up the question of symbolic-intent over honest-intent...

...I'm over-complicating again, aren't I?
 
 
Sekhmet
12:25 / 02.12.04
Perhaps fruit would be a good offering. Or perhaps we should come up with a graffiti tag for him and paint it somewhere to invoke the little guy.

Some info on spider-monkeys for the curious:

DIET:

Spider monkeys are fruigivorous, preferring a diet of 90% fruit and seeds, feeding on the mature soft parts of a wide variety of fruits in which the seeds are swallowed along with the fruit. They also eat young leaves, flowers, aerial roots, sometimes bark and decaying wood, as well as honey. A very small part of the diet consists of insects, insect larvae and birds eggs. They eat large quantities of food over a relatively short period of time and they tend to feed by suspension while hanging, climbing or moving. They do not pick fruit and carry it to another location to be eaten.

LOCOMOTION:

Spider monkeys use several different types of locomotion: quadrupedal (using all four limbs for locomotion as seen while walking or running); suspensory locomotion, used when hanging, climbing or moving through the trees; and bipedal, using only two limbs when leaping. Quadrupedal locomotion is usually observed if the monkey is on a stable substrate free of obstacles. When they are using suspensory locomotion, they may be brachiating (swinging with their arms from one branch to another, often while also maintaining a tail hold). The most commonly used pattern of body movement while feeding is that of quadrupedal, climbing and suspensory locomotion. While traveling, they mostly employ quadrupedal walking and running, suspensory locomotion and climbing.


(Info courtesy of the Honolulu Zoo.)

And apparently the species name for the spider monkey is either Ateles geoffroyi or Ateles belzebuth - there are two varieties. So Atela (Attila?), Geoffrey and Beelzebub may be more possibilities for a name, unless we're all happy with MC Horace Ham...
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
18:45 / 02.12.04
I think Atilla and Beelzebub are already taken, and Geoffery's the name of the "Toys'R'Us" giraffe.

Sounds kind of like "Geo Free", though...
 
 
Chiropteran
19:17 / 02.12.04
What sort of offerings would you make to a hip-hop spider-monkey, anyway? Pouring libations seems a touch formal...

"I Kick a rhyme drinkin' moonshine
I pour a sip on the concrete, for the deceased"


-Wyclef Jean, Ready Or Not [Fugees]

There's hip-hop libations right there. I've heard other hip-hop references to pouring alcohol on the ground (again, for the dead), but this is the first that springs to mind.

Still, I like the idea of offering fruit - in the highest and least accessible spot you can put it. Your effort in getting it there is part of the sacrifice.

And I think a tag is a must, whether it's considered an "offering" or not.

~L

"swinging through your town like your neighborhood Spiderman"
 
 
Nietzsch E. Coyote
21:09 / 02.12.04
http://speedmonkey.net/
 
 
charrellz
01:22 / 20.01.06
Well, it's been over a year, but I finally developed a prototype sigil for MC Horace Ham. Maybe now he will work a little bit better...

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I tried to give it a graffitti look (except for the stolen monkey image) in keeping with our rebellious monkey's attitude and urban character. If anyone thinks they can do better, PLEASE do. Suggestions for changes are also gladly accepted.

In the meantime, go ahead and print out a couple copies, put 'em in your sneakers, and go for a run. Don't forget your fruit!
 
 
grant
18:44 / 20.01.06
I don't know about better, but I tried to make the monkey seem more like part of the circle. An incorporated monkey. I also stuck his name (the letters) in his body (hands and feet, mostly).

 
 
charrellz
19:30 / 20.01.06
I like that much better. Nice job, grant! I could actually see that tagged on a wall somewhere in the depths of the city.
 
  
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