Well, basically a loose paving slab goaded my chin into a fight with some concrete. Luckily my cyborg guardian FROM THE FUTURE was able to document the whole thing.
but shirleyously, as a guy with a few facials himself, sue the council, or view it as a blow from the planet earth, which you managed to stand back up, and walk on from.
Stand Proud.
You were skateboarding blindfold on crack again, weren't you? They should sue you for taking a chip out of that paving stone and littering the pavement with your cigarette butts, you wastrel, you.