I don't think this is the movie you were looking for, but while doing a quick google search on richard nixon mask and amusement park, I found the following amusing film synopsis:
Among the titles hidden so cleverly behind the hankerchiefs was a movie called The Star Virgin. In retrospect, I remember this movie to be hilarious with several scenes that not only had plot (not much of one, but they showed imagination) but some pretty cool sex, too.
The basic plot was that Earth had long since become uninhabitable, and this robot that looked like it belonged on the orginal Lost in Space series cloned this girl to see what humans were like. Well, she wants to know where she comes from, and Mr. Chips or whatever starts to explain sex to her. Well, according to our mechanical pal, "Sex was invented in the 1950s" in a rather bizarre scene involving a Ford Thunderbird with big fins, a guy named Adam, a high school cheerleader named Eve, an amusement park called Eden with canned fruit hanging from the trees, and some guy with sunglasses in a snake costume smoking a cigar. It was hilarious. And that was the first scene. They had a Dracula's castle scene done like the old silent movies with the piano player in the background and all the dialogue written on cards intermixed with black & white photography. Dracula had an assistant who looked like Egor, but he wore a Richard Nixon mask.. There was a scene in a strip club that was only notable for a lady who blew out a book of matches with a pussy fart (!)... and the grand finale was our curious clone using a vibrator with what looked like Alka Seltzer. |
