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I broke my finger

Haus of Mystery

13:51 / 10.11.04

So I broke my finger the other night - trapped it in a railing and snapped the fucker. So drunk that i went to sleep, and woke up crying. yeeble. S'alright though, except i have to do everything with my left hand. more difficult than i imagined, hence bad punctuation and no capitals. I might become ambidexterous in time so it's not all bad. Ouch.

_Boboss

14:17 / 10.11.04

can you type the word 'twat'?

Oh and

can you type the word 'twat'?

No, but I seem to be able to manage 'brave little soldier'.

The Natural Way

14:29 / 10.11.04

Shit!

When was that? Saturday?

"Snap"? Urrgh! Grim!

haus of fraser

14:37 / 10.11.04

Spaniel

14:37 / 10.11.04

Bloody bugger. You didn't do it on Friday did you?

Spaniel

14:41 / 10.11.04

I'm not sure that you should go out during the partaaay season, what with razors up the bum and broken fingers and suchlike.

haus of fraser

14:55 / 10.11.04

Bobossboy...

_Boboss

14:58 / 10.11.04

THAT BIRD'S GOT A RAZOR UP ITS BUM!

Spaniel

23:14 / 10.11.04

Fraely Boyce here all dressed up in his best Bobbossboy suit. Isn't it sad that it takes a tragedy like this to bring us all together. MacGuyver, ye big tit. Saw your drawings today at our secret headquaters. Hahahahahahah! All wobbly like a stupid child! It's outsider art for you from now on. Hope it heals quickly. Get lots of calcium up your face. This happened post karaoke, yes? What song did you sing?

Spaniel

23:14 / 10.11.04

Cunce.

Haus of Mystery

10:03 / 11.11.04

Suspisious Minds, whilst simulating fellatio on Marcus - tres erotique.

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