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Attorney General Ashcroft Resigns!

 
 
lekvar
22:30 / 09.11.04
My name is lekvar, and I endorse this resignation.
 
 
Cheap. Easy. Cruel.
22:34 / 09.11.04
Damn, lekvar, you only beat me to the punch by a few minutes. I was coming here to post this as soon as I read it. I am concerned that we will get even more conservative appointees in.
 
 
lekvar
22:44 / 09.11.04
I'm having a hard time imagining someone more conservative that Ashcroft, but I fear that you may be right...

By the by, did you know that he had his wife anoint his feet with Crisco (lacking proper oil) when he was tagged to become Attorney General?
 
 
Cheap. Easy. Cruel.
22:58 / 09.11.04
Trust me, lekvar, they are out there. I grew up in a fundamentalist christian home, and some of the people I used to know make Ashcroft look like a pansy-ass.
 
 
eddie thirteen
23:26 / 09.11.04
By conservative American standards, Ashcroft in fact IS a pansyass -- in the sense that popular entertainers cannot be trusted to be real men. Well...okay, maybe "popular" is a bit of a stretch, but Inquisitor Ashcroft is indeed the author of a stirring "Ballad of the Green Beret"-stylee...um...ballad the title of which I cannot recall, but involved a mighty eagle spreading its mighty wings (and I guess taking a mighty crap on the UN) as well as some impressive bellowing from the pipes of John Ashcroft himself! YES! I defy anyone to listen to this stirring performance without succumbing, as I did, to consummately masculine open weeping. I've only heard it once, but it changed my opinion of Ashcroft forever -- from terrifying nazi to terrifying nazi childman. If ANYONE can supply a link to this masterpiece, I would be much obliged...I just KNOW that there's an mp3 of that bad boy out there.
 
 
lekvar
23:51 / 09.11.04
Let the Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeagle Sooooooooooooooooar!
 
 
eddie thirteen
04:04 / 10.11.04
Awwwwww yeah!
 
 
Francine I
14:06 / 10.11.04
Not to sabotage the excitement, but there are somewhat disturbing rumours suggesting that Ashcroft is being groomed for the Supreme Court.
 
 
bjacques
14:28 / 10.11.04
I've been thinking that too. Unlikely, though. Maybe after few more 9/11s maybe.

The song would benefit from a 1950s-Las-Vegas-style arrangement, I think.
 
 
ibis the being
14:41 / 10.11.04
ABC just flashed an announcement that Alberto Gonzales has been named Attorney General. Don't know much about the man except that he was a Texas Supreme Court justice.

This makes Gonzales the first Hispanic in the Cabinet, which is interesting in light of the fact that Hispanic voters came out in big numbers to vote this year, and they voted mostly for Bush.
 
 
ibis the being
15:09 / 10.11.04
AP has confirmed Gonzales as the pick for AG. Apparently, this guy is known for his "torture memo" to President Bush.
 
 
FinderWolf
15:16 / 10.11.04
Greeeeaat.
 
 
+#'s, - names
17:01 / 10.11.04
also was a partner in a law firm that did a lot of work for enron. looks like the amount of corruption in the bush administration was running low, needed a quick fix.
 
 
ibis the being
17:15 / 10.11.04
Also, Gonzales had been on the short list for the Supreme Court, and he's more liberal on certain social issues - he's pro-affirmative action and pro-choice. So, of course, there's fresh speculation afoot that Bush is going to put an ultraconservative into the S.Court.
 
 
lekvar
19:13 / 10.11.04
Good lord, as paranoid as I am, I never considered that Ashcroft might be stepping down in order to take a seat on the Supreme Court. Now I've got that oogie feeling again.
 
 
grant
19:29 / 10.11.04
Wait, what did you say??

No, no, no, I'm going to sit here and think of Green Day songs for a while or something equally insidious to make that go 'way. Far away.
 
 
ibis the being
15:48 / 11.11.04
More information on Gonzales (from Salon) -

Gonzales may speak softly, but his track record speaks for itself. While conservatives worry that Gonzales isn't hard-line enough on abortion and affirmative action, liberals and others who oppose torture and support the rule of law are rightly concerned about Gonzales and his record on civil liberties.

It was Gonzales, after all, who approved the use of torture and the argument that the president was above laws prohibiting such tactics when interrogating "enemy combatants." The Geneva Conventions? In Gonzales' view, the U.S. government can choose which apply to us, and which provisions we can deem obsolete at our choosing.

Beyond the civil liberties question, Michael Froomkin reminds us that it was the quick-thinking Gonzales who asked the Justice Department for an extra day before putting the White House on "official notice" of the investigation into the outing of CIA operative Valerie Plame. That gave the White House more time before all documents and records in the matter had to be preserved. Four Democratic senators sent a letter to Bush expressing that "every former prosecutor with whom we have spoken has said that such a delay is a significant departure from standard practice."

Indeed, Gonzales is a Bush loyalist who proved himself as such back when he was counsel to the then-Texas governor. In 1996, when Bush was already a GOP rising star and potential presidential candidate, the governor was called to serve on a jury in Austin in a trial of an accused drunk driver. Gonzales got him out of it. Later, when Bush's own drunk driving arrest became public, Gonzales' motive for insisting that Bush not serve on the Austin jury became more clear. He was protecting Bush from having to answer questions under oath about whether he had ever been convicted of such an offense.

For more insight into Gonzales and how his legal mind works, the Progress Report sends us back to review an Atlantic Monthly piece examining memos Gonzales wrote to Bush when he was Texas governor reviewing capital cases. The Atlantic Monthly concluded, "Gonzales repeatedly failed to apprise the governor of crucial issues in the cases at hand: ineffective counsel, conflict of interest, mitigating evidence, even actual evidence of innocence." The memos relieved Bush of knowing issues in dispute in the cases -- for example, that the lawyer of a 33-year-old retarded man never introduced a mental health expert to testify on his client's behalf. "The memoranda seem attuned to a radically different posture, assumed by Bush from the earliest days of his administration -- one in which he sought to minimize his sense of legal and moral responsibility for executions," according to the Atlantic piece.
 
  
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