This is not a school. We're not wearing short pants. It isn't politically correct to refer to someone who may have a cleft-palate as "Plug". Being viciously caned on the behind by a creepy-looking teacher with a moustache is not the inevitable consequence of your actions.
We do not have little doggie versions of ourselves.
You're so right, Sax. If I had a pound for every time someone's droned on at me about the Fascist symbolism behind Teecher, I'd have £1.50. This idiotic obsession must stop!
