The Late Shift of DOOM

00:31 / 04.11.04

Thank you, Sally! Rar!

I'm going to positive again now.

Or not! Haha!

Spatula Clarke

00:33 / 04.11.04

I'm meta-perv, Meme. I like to watch people talking about how they like to watch. Then I get a kick out of telling everyone about it. I'd start a thread on the subject, but my head might explode with filthy joy.

00:34 / 04.11.04

Hello to everyone.

Thank God for my brother, dragging me out the flat when my head was melting with the awfulness of it all, and feeding me beer and Donnie Yen films. The world may be infested with evil people, whose great-grandkids will be ashamed of them and the rotten, stinking votes they cast, and erase any mention of them from their family histories, but at least for now there is still beer and Donnie Yen. And the quite astonishingly lovely Michelle Yeoh.

The universe is still capable of great things. Promise. Now, please carry on talking about perv stuff, so I can sit here and watch.

00:36 / 04.11.04

So how was your recovery after the weekend, then, GGM?

I went to the pub... and DRANK COKE.

00:38 / 04.11.04

And if soft drinks aren't perv, I don't know what is.

00:41 / 04.11.04

While there is alcohol life goes on! Or more... down... and out. But still!

00:46 / 04.11.04

Stumbles on, anyway. I’m still absolutely terrified for all our futures, but I think I’m less terrified than I was when I was stone cold sober. Or, I’m probably just as terrified inside, but less of it is getting out now. After the last 24 hours of churning turmoil I’m enjoying the respite, to be honest. So I don’t want to think about it too much and risk breaking the spell.

00:52 / 04.11.04

Left over halloween candy is a great pick-me-up.

00:52 / 04.11.04

They will save us!

00:53 / 04.11.04

Ok, that last one has its cute set to evil levels!!!

00:54 / 04.11.04

Sloths for justice!

00:56 / 04.11.04

Now you see why SLOTH is one of the seven deadly sins!!!

00:56 / 04.11.04

Looks like a boy I went to school with. Name of Brett. He sat next on my table in Mrs Renoldson’s class.

00:58 / 04.11.04

I fear for him.

01:05 / 04.11.04

Happily married, with a kid on the way, last time I saw him. Filled out a bit since his days of sloth-resemblage.

Why, yes. Let us fear.

Alex's Grandma

01:08 / 04.11.04

K, wasn't sloth the only one of the seven that you didn't cover in *that* photo ? You need to leave yourself some room to improve, man, for this sort of time next year.

01:10 / 04.11.04

I have absolutly no clue what you're talking about...nope...none at all.

01:14 / 04.11.04

I am pleased to hear he has overcome what could have been disabilitating sloth resemblage. All is well.

01:14 / 04.11.04

On the subjkect of pervery, one of the financial columns tonight advises that, post-election, the best things to invest in are drugs, guns and oil.

Drugs, guns and oil? Chuck in some midgets and we got us a party...

01:15 / 04.11.04

I am coming to that party!

01:16 / 04.11.04

And some pretzels.

fuck original thought.

01:16 / 04.11.04

Will there be both chocolate covered and savoury pretzels?

01:24 / 04.11.04

Yes, there will be many varieties of pretzel. And there will be a cabaret chorus-line of Jim Henson muppet chimps choking on them, for your amusement.

01:25 / 04.11.04

Whey! All the chocolate ones are mine, though.

01:29 / 04.11.04

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron? The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great.

Mazarine

01:31 / 04.11.04

Baby Feathertail Glider

Baby Sugar Glider

Cuteness will give us the strength we need to carry on.

01:31 / 04.11.04

I kiss you.

Spatula Clarke

01:40 / 04.11.04

Aaaaand... I'm spent. Goodnight all!

01:41 / 04.11.04

Goodnight. May you wake tomorrow to find that today was just a really, really shitty dream.

01:41 / 04.11.04

ew!

Goodness Gracious Meme

01:45 / 04.11.04

Stoats: I drank wine. This evening. Fear me.

Buuuuut I spent sunday evening at jack and spooky's, drunk. And smoked like a bastard. again.

And monday early afternoon at theirs *utterly broken* in a way I haven't been a long, long time.

I tried sleep earlier, didn't get any. So, popped out for comfort things, and am - world of small victories - congratluating myself on havning gone for pizza, quorn and chocolate rather than fags.

01:47 / 04.11.04

Fear you? Oh, I do!

Hey, well done on the quorn not fags thing.

Goodness Gracious Meme

01:48 / 04.11.04

Oh, and my new slogans:

While there's perv, there's hope.

When a man is tired of perv, he is tired of life.