Moderators worked too hard on this thread, revising it and what not, for me to let it sink.
Usually, I have very little in the way of "snob qualities". I am going to admit there are situations IRL were I have been grateful for the uncommon information and high-brow statements made here on Barbelith because I can sometimes use it to my advantage.
For example, at my work I meet lots of different people, from all over the world in many different occupations - mathematicians, chefs, bankers, truckers, lawyers, doctors, musicians, loads of IT people, etc...you get the idea. Barbelith helps me to deal with all sorts of situations and people and I can talk moderately intelligently for a few minutes on just about anything from ass-candling to cognitive social evolution.
Actually the best times are when I have a brief but satisfying moment where I can use the wisdom gained here to take out some of the real life trolls I also get to meet on a daily basis.
Just a tip: I work in a club.
One customer approached me one night, as I was pouring myself a glass of ice water. He was well dressed, he didn't appear to stagger when he walked; it was early, afterall. I smiled at him and he at me. Then he asked me if he could have a glass of water - as he was watching me pour mine. I said to him, "Here, take this glass." and I handed him my glass and got another one to fill. He takes the glass from me, sets it down, looks at it and then exclaims, "Are you sure that didn't just come out of your ass?" (No, really...he actually asked me this.).
Now, I am not terribly surprised by the language, but I am certainly mystified at how much mental yoga this dufus had to practice to be able to execute these feats of contortionism in his little, twisted mind. I looked at him quite blankly and said, "No. BUT! that certainly sounded like it did." I took a sip of water from the glass without taking my eyes of of him, (I had half a mind to spit it back out at him) and then walked off in the under-stated drama of snobbery with the sound of chuckles, snickers and outright laughter at the lackwit I left behind me. I wish I had been wearing a cape...oh right, I was.
Not regulation snobbery, but certainly an excellent snub.
This snub's for you Barbelith! |