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President Bush

Damn! I was wondering what I'd done with that ring! I'd just been doing dishes here at Bag End, and I set it right by the sink and . . .

Did you drop it in the dishwater? The invisibility function's buggered.

I called the plumber; I thought it had got caught in the trap . . .

I think the lapel flags scare me more.

They are MIND CONTROL DEVICES!!!

I'm more concerned about those false teeth in the glass of water

Bad dental hygiene leads to bad decision making, 4 out of 5 dentists agree.