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Are you cool? PICS

Haus of Mystery

20:48 / 19.10.04

Fonzie thinks you are!

Brigade du jour

20:56 / 19.10.04

Aww thanks Fonzie!

Now could you sell me some johnnies from the gents toilet, I don't want my mom to find out ...

Mourne Kransky

21:04 / 19.10.04

I taught him all he knows. He was working as a waiter in a cocktail bar when I met him...

Haus of Mystery

21:43 / 19.10.04

Xoc's at the back there.

Mourne Kransky

21:53 / 19.10.04

Good God, such memories! I always pulled in that jumper. The 70's were fab. Nobody does a Daisy Chain like that anymore. Yum...

I remember the guy in front me particularly well because he was wearing a false head that day.

Bed Head

22:00 / 19.10.04

Uggh. That photo is like one of those optical illusions that uses parallel lines to fuck with your head. How can fonzie be in front if he also looks the furthest away? Arrgh.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

23:19 / 19.10.04

I think you'll find it's only because the others have abnormally large heads.

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

00:30 / 20.10.04

Just want to remind everyone that Fonzie is not cool. This was hammered home to me as I watched the first episode of Mork and Mindy (oh hush, you have YOUR nostalgia and I have MINE). He was house sitting for the Cunninghams, and here's the guy in his late 20's, living about someone's garage, who thinks Laverne is hot and talks like Sly Stallone after too many blows to the head.

Now, Mork was fucking cool.

w1rebaby

00:37 / 20.10.04

No, Mork was Robin Williams.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:50 / 20.10.04

Yeah! Patch motherfuckin' Adams! Now there was a d00d.

w1rebaby

00:52 / 20.10.04

Stoatie, you're delusional.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:53 / 20.10.04

Yeah, I know. But in a good way, yeah?

iamus

00:59 / 20.10.04

Mork may have been fucking cool.
But cool was fucking Fonzie behind his back.

Bed Head

01:35 / 20.10.04

Someone once pointed out to me how much fonzie looks like John Major in fancy dress, and since then I haven’t been able to get past that image. Not cool.

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

02:11 / 20.10.04

In the 70's Robin Williams WAS cool. And he continued to be until he quit doing drugs.

However, the coolest character on TV now is Grissom in CSI. And doesn't have to wear leather, stand near a motorcycle or date Penny Marshall to be cool.

+#'s, - names

03:38 / 20.10.04

This kid is pretty cool!

Ganesh

06:40 / 20.10.04

These are photos of Steve, non?

unheimlich manoeuvre

19:23 / 21.10.04

Chav is an attitude, a way of life, a tribal thing, and those ‘innit’ have chosen to be there.

ibis the being

20:49 / 21.10.04

How can fonzie be in front if he also looks the furthest away?

He's very fine boned. He was born a girl, anatomically at least, but he really doesn't like to speak about it, macho image to uphold and all.

Haus of Mystery

10:23 / 22.10.04

Just want to remind everyone that Fonzie is not cool

Eeeeeeeeeeeeh.

Sax

11:36 / 22.10.04

I wonder what the Fonz is doing now? Still combing his thinning, white hair over his liver-spotted head? Still wearing his leather jacket and white T-shirt? Still living above the Cunninghams, although Ma and Pa died years ago and Joannie has turned the place into a crack house (she went off the rails when she caught Chachi giving fellatio to Ralph Malph out the back of Arnold's diner)? Still trying to get teenage kids to come and "hang out" with him? Still claims he once met an alien?

iamus

12:15 / 22.10.04

He works at a water ski resort, where he jumps sharks.

All day long.

Regrettable Juvenilia

12:24 / 22.10.04

Am I mad, or does inchocolate's post have absolutely fuck all to do with the rest of this thread?

iamus

12:31 / 22.10.04

Maybe it got pulled through a wormhole caused by the stress-inducing ubercoolness of this thread.

Incidentally, Gollum is apparently running for rector of Glasgow uni with that exact photograph.

Mourne Kransky

12:31 / 22.10.04

Surely Gollum will always be cool, chav is deeply cool in some circles (the new skinhead we are told), and Burberry's still big in Japan. Baseball caps, admittedly, have never been and never will be cool. & stringy, unkempt hair seems to be cool in Camberwell, judging by its prevalence.

iamus

12:37 / 22.10.04

Triplets

22:57 / 22.10.04

Mmrrow. To cool for forensic school.

However, dilemma, who's cooler? Grissom or the later Bearded Grissom replacement?

Google would seem to favour the unshaven version seeing as how there is no more or less than one fairly crap pic of Beard Grissom on the internet.

Billuccho!

00:39 / 23.10.04

Are you cool?

No.

Haus of Mystery

15:57 / 24.10.04

But Fonzie thinks you are and that's what matters

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